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This thread has stupid mother fuckers written all over it....

 

Racing back to anywhere, riding double, grown men....

I don't care if the driver is drinking or not...then...you have the brains to post it on a public forum for all to read, including Johnny Law Officer and DNR/Conservation Officers.

 

When they shut down riding areas because of jack asses like you guys....don't wonder why anymore.

I remember all the places I used to be able to ride when I was a kid growing up. GONE.

I remember going to gravel pits near the city as a kid...then seeing shirtless bozos all boozed up almost running myself and other kids over...cause...you guessed it....dumb mother fuckers.

 

 

However....

 

If this is ALL 100% on private property, and I mean ALL of it... no young children are in danger, I retract my statement 100%.

Maybe someone will get in an accident, lose the ability to reproduce....and save our future because of it....

 

Carry on....

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This thread has stupid mother fuckers written all over it....

 

Racing back to anywhere, riding double, grown men....

I don't care if the driver is drinking or not...then...you have the brains to post it on a public forum for all to read, including Johnny Law Officer and DNR/Conservation Officers.

 

When they shut down riding areas because of jack asses like you guys....don't wonder why anymore.

I remember all the places I used to be able to ride when I was a kid growing up. GONE.

I remember going to gravel pits near the city as a kid...then seeing shirtless bozos all boozed up almost running myself and other kids over...cause...you guessed it....dumb mother fuckers.

 

 

However....

 

If this is ALL 100% on private property, and I mean ALL of it... no young children are in danger, I retract my statement 100%.

Maybe someone will get in an accident, lose the ability to reproduce....and save our future because of it....

 

Carry on....

 

I love Daves ability to write as well as he does. He puts things so well put it's amazing!

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Dude, no one was in danger. This is getting a little retarded. It's not like we were doing a hundred miles an hour.....The "winner" wasn't the first person to the spot. The person with the most beer in the glass was. ONE glass.....and it was strapped to someones head...on a quad...how much alcohol do really think was consumed by the loser, which by the way...wasn't driving.

 

Like it or not beer is drank by pretty much everyone around here when they ride. No one is riding around wasted or even buzzed for that matter....if you don't like it then it's probably not a good idea for you to ride here. Which would mean that the post you just replied to...doesn't concern you at all.

 

I didn't even need profanity for that....

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So...when you say race, everyone was drinking, on a bike fully capable of going over 70MPH, maybe 10 MPH less with two people on it, one of them with an old, possibly sub-standard safety helmet on, drinking beers...with a bra on, not real protective clothing...

 

Ok...

 

Am I the only one that doesn't see a safety issue there???

 

Try this. Ride your bike at 10 MPH. Yep, just 10. Wear an old helmet, like the ones these guys were wearing.

Put on some shorts, tennis shoes and no shirt...

Jump off the bike. Into the ground, into a tree...doesn't matter. Just 10 MPH. Then take into effect you were bracing yourself for the crash....and one of the people in this great idea won't be braced.

Sound like a lot of fun?? Didn't think so.

 

Do what you want...by why paint a picture and make it easy for the law to shut our riding areas down. Why post it??

Drink your beer, go shoot up some heroin while snorting a bump off some hooker's ass.

 

Do you have to write about it on a public forum for everyone to see??

 

Do you have to make it worse for the rest of us? I'm sure it's the cool thing to do where you ride, that's great.

Look out for the greater good of our sport...instead of just your little cool click....

 

You're on a public forum, giving other riders that play it safe and try to follow the law a bad name.

 

So yes...in every way this does concern me...and many others as well....

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What do drugs have to do anything? Good analogy though.

 

Don't be dumb it was a one time funny thing we did....instead of doing heroin or a "bump"...how bout taking a chill pill...

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Lose as many trails and areas to ride, almost get run over by boozed up or drugged up riders, then tell me to take a chill pill.

 

I bet if you got caught by the cops, got locked up...bikes impounded and had to pay thousands of dollars in fines...you'd be laughing hysterically....

 

Or better yet, someone got hurt...or worse yet....killed.

 

Oh...the laughs....slapping my knee as we speak.....

 

One time is all it takes, use your head for more than just a helmet holder....and you'll understand my point of view.

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OK well I'm about done with this conversation. If you can't stop and BS for a while and drink a beer or two responsibly with your friends than maybe your not old enough to be on a four wheeler in the first place.

 

I do see your point of view

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Dave has a good point though i know you were just having fun but when a game warden or cop or shariff etc. sees you doin this it takes alot of explaining to do and alot of alcohol test to prove that it was just for fun and that the actual driver wasn't drinking. The person on the back can be hurt even if he wasn't driving. Cops look for Everybodies saftey when they are watching us. They are there to help us if our balljoint comes loose crash and get hurt not if your acting like a retard slinging beer everywhere that's attatched to the top of your helmet. Then they take action and shut things down. We have a 4x4 quad riding area where i live no cops ever went out there until dumbasses rode around drunk and killed someone that was just riding around minding there own business.

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pinned...that's fair enough.

 

I went snowmobiling with a group, they spent 1/2 hour on the trail, 2 hours in the bar....10 or 15 years ago, a friend of theirs died on the trail. Hit a tree about 1 AM, punctured a lung and bled to death...

Needless to say, I won't ride with them any more.

I went riding the quads with the same group, thought it might be different...it wasn't.

 

Snowmobiling is huge here...I always said, let's hit the trail. Stop after an hour or so...smoke, have A beer..relax, get back on and ride. Or...hit a bar, have a burger and beer to warm up....then hit the trail.

 

I got better things to do though...then sit in the bar and party it up frat boy style...

 

We're on the same page, just be careful what you advertise on a publically viewed forum...

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Snowmobiling is huge here...I always said, let's hit the trail. Stop after an hour or so...smoke, have A beer..relax, get back on and ride. Or...hit a bar, have a burger and beer to warm up....then hit the trail.

 

We're on the same page, just be careful what you advertise on a publically viewed forum...

 

 

Roger that...

 

That's what we do when were out...

 

Except for the one time we decided to strap one on a helmet.

 

Glad to see the animosity has ceased...

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I guess you just had to be there??? It really doesnt sound all that funny. They only person on the

back of my quad is going to be a chick, not a dude wearing a bra... So ok, you were the "driver"

who is the fizzuck would put on a bra and get on the back of a quad with a dude driving it? And

where did you get bra's for this stunt... I dunno, I got a pretty twisted sense of humor, this just

sounds weird to me?

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HA...yes'r... it was weird...but also hilarious.

 

Maybe next time I'm at band camp I'll have to tell them how much of a commotion this topic stirred....

 

Not sure If I said this before but.. I thought it was funny. I guess...to be 100% honest, I really couldn't give a shit if anyone else does.

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