flyhighprerunner Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeKid15 Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHA. He got owned! hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamebo Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 LOL.....BUSTED!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandRageShee Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 lmfao NICE haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 well duh, youre supposed to be naked on your naked baby day.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamebo Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 well duh, youre supposed to be naked on your naked baby day.. :yelrotflmao: LOL, yeah his wife shouldn't be mad..... he was just in his "birthday suit"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaosBanshee44 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Hahaha i love jokes like this one, hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFINITIED Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 :yelrotflmao: i can see my dumb ass in that situation !!! lolllllll :yelrotflmao: what do you say next , i knew , i was just hot ! wheres the AC?? ...................... :shoothead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragbanshee Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Wow! that would be a bitch, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bada450r Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 funny shit austin......... :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbAnyHill Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmegill727 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 lol i'd be like uhh my clothes were wet im letting em dry off outside... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamRealtreeHD Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 That is a good one... absolutely hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Ya, that would be a little hard to explain your way out of.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colby72olds Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 hahahaha :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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