bbcmudtruck Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 DUI Missouri Style Body: Only a person in Missouri could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in STL, MO after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the sherriffs office. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.' 'I doubt it,' said the truly proud non-drinker. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamshe Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 that is brilliant i would like 2 see if that would actually work iam from wisconsin we drink alot here and a dui is no fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colby72olds Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 haha thats funny. A DUI would suck balls, but not as bad as killing someone because of alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Ya, a DUI can mess up your life pretty good.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamebo Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I've heard of a designated driver but that's certainly the first time I've heard of a designated decoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 thats fuckin funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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