streetshee Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 there was this guy sat at home dead bored,he doesnt go out anymore because he gave up the drink n drugs years ago.what the hell is he gonna do with himself? FUKCIT im going clubbin and im gonna get waisted man! yeh. so off he goes into town to the local rave.he parks his car in the club grounds,goes inside and searches for anyone dealing,he finds a guy and asks him what hes got? trips man,(lsd),he thinks about it for a second and then says yeh ok then ill take 3,and off he goes and necks the lot!!!! he waits 15min......... 30min..........nothing! not even a buzz.fuck it i try find something else,he comes across this lad sellin ecstacy,yeh gimme 5 of em man,and he necks em all in 1 go!!!!! thinks to himself,yeh man im gonna get realy fucked off this lot,lol.waits 15mins..........30mins........nothing!nothing!nothing! fuckit! he thinks ok thats it im goin home,the drugs are shit and it dont do it for me anymore,call it a day,and besides im fuckin skint now anyway, he heads out the club towards where he parked his car,just as he gets around the corner he sees a thief racing off in "HIS" car! SHIT SHIT SHIT he shouts,and runs to the nearby taxi stand where he jumps in with the old hollywood "follow that car"! so the taxis chasing the thief downtown at breakneck speeds,through red lights,nearly hitting a group of kids,colliding with several other cars and street signs,eventually the thief crashes the car and is out cold at the wheel.the taxi screeches to a stop,he jumps out yielding the taxi drivers rusty machette and drags the thief out of the smashed up wreck that used to be his pride and joy,cuts the thiefs head off!and proceeds to shit down his neck hole when a hand grabs him by the shoulder and says,"NOT ON THE DANCEFLOOR YOU DIRTY BASTARD!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave I. Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 and then he walked into a pub with his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MarineNYC Posted September 15, 2013 Report Share Posted September 15, 2013 Really. Really! All that fuckin reading for that. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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