bansheeseat$$ Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogboystoy Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5150banshee Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 nice!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiftdT4R Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 :yelrotflmao: Nice, never heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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