crazybluerider Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 First, I don't have a problem with bicyclists that ride responsibly...by that, I mean in single file as far off the main road as is feasible. I used to be a part-time Roadie, but now I'm all Mountain Biker.But..... It frustrates me to no end when these guys ride 3 abreast in complete oblivion as to their impact on vehicular traffic behind them. Actually, I'm pretty sure they are completely aware of their actions. I'm sure I'm not the only one to lean on my horn, so I can relate to finding their little sissy, prissy outfits kinda gay...you know, the ones that scream: Hey, look at me, pretty pleassssssssssssssssssseeeee!! Even my shoes say Look!! (A brand name of cycling goods for those in need of recognition) :biggrin: The fact is, they feel a certain "entitlement" to the roadway that is absolutely undeserved. Here is my point of contention. Those of us that ride in the sand in an area that has absolutely NO infrastructure (ISDRA Sand Dunes, Dumont, etc) or commercial value, have to shell out $90.00 per year for the opportunity to visit the most desolate places this country has to offer. No roads, schools, sewers, running water, lights, nothing. They take our money to create jobs for enforcement of laws to catch us on other "infractions" to take even more money for something that should be FREE to all of us Americans..... BTW: Why don't they make the Sierra Clubbing hikers pay for access?? :ermm: http://www.wildwilderness.org Anyhow, bike lanes, bike paths, bike bridges, bike racks all cost money...something they don't pay for. That bike path shoulder they are riding on has a price tag in the Millions of Dollars, but are they forced to contribute? So I'm the asshole that encroaching on them?? I must be because they get pissy that I find it unreasonable for that Lime/Yellow/Orange/Black Lycra wearing, iTunes listening, freeloading poser douchebag to give me the finger because he is 5' into my lane on a blind corner and he thought I was a bit too close. Pay your friggin way and get a girlfriend!! Here in portland they were trying to pass a law so they would have to get tabs for thier bikes. You shoulda heard the uproar. I think they use the road they should have to pay for it. Cars all have plates bikes should too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handyman Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I don't wear the bright ass gay colors like some do. I own mainly black or dark blue cycling clothes. I have seen alot of cyclists ride in the middle of the lane thinking that they have the right of way and it pisses me off. If I ever see them in the lane I usual tap my horn to let them know i'm coming and they need to get out of the way. I ride mainly country roads just because I hate riding in high traffic roads and the main fact that most fo the people where I live can't drive for shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I don't wear the bright ass gay colors like some do. I own mainly black or dark blue cycling clothes. I have seen alot of cyclists ride in the middle of the lane thinking that they have the right of way and it pisses me off. If I ever see them in the lane I usual tap my horn to let them know i'm coming and they need to get out of the way. I ride mainly country roads just because I hate riding in high traffic roads and the main fact that most fo the people where I live can't drive for shit. so pics of you in your giddyup are out of the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handyman Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 so pics of you in your giddyup are out of the question? For right now...yes..I don'r even have a camera that works in my house right now. Plus it's kinda hard to tka e picture of myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogboystoy Posted August 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 I just came out of the grocery store yesterday and low and behold, there is a byclist dude in his gay bike wear. Yellow/ green stretchy shit advertising for something bicycle related. Standing there with his crotch all buldging in his stretchy shorts, drinking a gatorade, and talking on his cell phone. What a tool. He kept looking around, like he was expecting someone to say "hey will you be my friend, can I join your dumb ass biker club too?" Its funny because most of them look like they are sponsored to run some race, and are training for a marathon. Some probably are, but fuck em if they get in my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 I just came out of the grocery store yesterday and low and behold, there is a byclist dude in his gay bike wear. Yellow/ green stretchy shit advertising for something bicycle related. Standing there with his crotch all buldging in his stretchy shorts, drinking a gatorade, and talking on his cell phone. ANOTHER GRAPE SMUGGLING BIKEMAN! I also dig the pointy helmets.cuts down on wind resistance.when they reach 100mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 ANOTHER GRAPE SMUGGLING BIKEMAN! I also dig the pointy helmets.cuts down on wind resistance.when they reach 100mph. You know damn well you wear one on your harley and like it...don't be a pointy helmet playa hater and be in denial... :ohmy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 You know damn well you wear one on your harley and like it...don't be a pointy helmet playa hater and be in denial... :ohmy: OH NO I DON`T GODDAMMIT! ASSLESS CHAPS LIKE IN THE ROAD WARRIOR FOR ME! WHUDDYA THINK I`M SOME KINDA HOMO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogboystoy Posted August 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 his ass looks like a plastic bag with 10 pounds of ricotta cheese in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handyman Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Standing there with his crotch all buldging in his stretchy shorts, drinking a gatorade, Oh trust me that ain't his package...most of the cycling shorts now-a-days have some sort of padding in them for the long 2+ hour rides....helps keep your junk from going numb and falling asleep....very weird feeling when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Oh trust me that ain't his package...most of the cycling shorts now-a-days have some sort of padding in them for the long 2+ hour rides....helps keep your junk from going numb and falling asleep....very weird feeling when that happens. you mean they come with a built in codpiece?i may have to get a set, anything to make my lil junk look bigger. my dick is so little i piss all over my nuts.short but wide. i get friction on a pickle jar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banshee Chad Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 i hate how they ride up and down the canyons here in utah, there is absolutly no going around them! I like to be chewing on some jumblo bubble gum and toss it at them wheni drive by, or a handful or sunflower seeds, scares the shit outta them. What i dont get is if they are riding the canyons for the scenery, why not drive up and bike some trails where there are no cars?? its the gaytardest thing ever, What i hate the most is how they all want to be treated equal as cars by having right of lane and everything. But soon as the light is red they sure as hell dont stop! they get over to the side and ride thru the red light wtf is that. its like women wanting equal rights but dont understand why guys wont open their door or give up their seat on the trax. ahhhh... that felt good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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