dogboystoy Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I really hate those guys. Im driving down a tight twisty turning road with my jet skis behind my truck, and those Fuckers always are in my way at the worst possible moment. I thought there are bike trails for those assholes. It wouldnt be so bad if they were doing 50-60 MPH, but noooo their doing 15-25, with all kinds of traffic behind and comming the other way. I just wanna hit them. My wife says I need to calm down, I say fuck em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I really hate those guys. Im driving down a tight twisty turning road with my jet skis behind my truck, and those Fuckers always are in my way at the worst possible moment. I thought there are bike trails for those assholes. It wouldnt be so bad if they were doing 50-60 MPH, but noooo their doing 15-25, with all kinds of traffic behind and comming the other way.I just wanna hit them. My wife says I need to calm down, I say fuck em. we have them in the city in them faggoty ass stretchy out fits that scream" I AM BIKEMAN HEAR ME ROAR!" I wouldn`t be caught dead in one of them gay suits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigboybanshee Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 LOL, I feel your pain, I deal with them too on the way to and from work...I come as close as I can without hitting them, the ones that really piss me off are the ones that ride far from the curb and take up the lane...then I just hold my horn down and they move over...I need me one of those air horns, that'll get the point across :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshee Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I learned the best way to deal with bicycles on the road from majicmike... get a diesel, get a chip for it, and put the bicycle in a cloud of black smoke when you go by them. May not make you dislike them anyless, but it sure as hell is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I run in to the same thing here on campus, but rather than them riding on the the road they are crossing it illegally, by that i mean no cross walk, with no regard for other traffic. Even if they do think they are god's gift to cycling, there gonna be some pretty bloody spots on the asphalt one of these days unless they pull their heads out of their asses. Foot traffic is almost as bad, but they don't dart out from behind cars as fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilarious Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 What about the douchebags that are out jogging around with their little snooty mp3 players strapped to their arm. And they are out in the street runnin against traffic while you are on your way to the office and you have to swerve around them and nearly sideswipe on comming traffic. I like to open handedly throw em the bird while i am on the motorcycle, so they can get a much clearer view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 What about the douchebags that are out jogging around withtheir little snooty mp3 players strapped to their arm. And they are out in the street runnin against traffic while you are on your way to the office and you have to swerve around them and nearly sideswipe on comming traffic. I like to open handedly throw em the bird while i am on the motorcycle, so they can get a much clearer view. Sometimes we drive around campus and throw cups of water on people just to be jackasses. You should look into something like that, it's a hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaosBanshee44 Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Move to Beaumont, nobody rides bikes everybody is lazy as hell over here....lol I know what you mean though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Move to Michigan, I'm pretty sure we still have the highest obesity rate in the country...the good lookin skinny hoes are imported...LOL... We don't know what bicycles are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blonda Onda Banshee Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Hmm wonder of those fucked lil scooters are up there on the " I wanna run em down" list? Where I live has been INVADED by these fuckers on these scooters under 50cc, and ya dont need a helmut or a license...what kinda SHIT is this anyhow?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handyman Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Remind me to not ride my bike where you all live. I'm one of those people that wear "them faggoty ass stretchy out fits that scream" I AM BIKEMAN HEAR ME ROAR!" I ride 30 miles everyday just to keep in shape. i hate running so i ride.....plus it's easier on the knees. Those faggoty stretchy outfits have also been proven to help fight fatigue in the muscles while doing any activity...NFL players wear skin tight pants, just different material...Also when I ride I stay out of the road because I know I'll lose the battle against the cars. I do understand what you guys are talking about because I run into the bicyclists that like to ride in the middle of the road and it pisses me off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Remind me to not ride my bike where you all live. I'm one of those people that wear "them faggoty ass stretchy out fits that scream" I AM BIKEMAN HEAR ME ROAR!" I ride 30 miles everyday just to keep in shape. i hate running so i ride.....plus it's easier on the knees. Those faggoty stretchy outfits have also been proven to help fight fatigue in the muscles while doing any activity...NFL players wear skin tight pants, just different material...Also when I ride I stay out of the road because I know I'll lose the battle against the cars. I do understand what you guys are talking about because I run into the bicyclists that like to ride in the middle of the road and it pisses me off too. can we get a pic of you in you tights?fighting fatigue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayzx10r Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 can we get a pic of you in you tights?fighting fatigue. :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayzx10r Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) First, I don't have a problem with bicyclists that ride responsibly...by that, I mean in single file as far off the main road as is feasible. I used to be a part-time Roadie, but now I'm all Mountain Biker. But..... It frustrates me to no end when these guys ride 3 abreast in complete oblivion as to their impact on vehicular traffic behind them. Actually, I'm pretty sure they are completely aware of their actions. I'm sure I'm not the only one to lean on my horn, so I can relate to finding their little sissy, prissy outfits kinda gay...you know, the ones that scream: Hey, look at me, pretty pleassssssssssssssssssseeeee!! Even my shoes say Look!! (A brand name of cycling goods for those in need of recognition) :biggrin: The fact is, they feel a certain "entitlement" to the roadway that is absolutely undeserved. Here is my point of contention. Those of us that ride in the sand in an area that has absolutely NO infrastructure (ISDRA Sand Dunes, Dumont, etc) or commercial value, have to shell out $90.00 per year for the opportunity to visit the most desolate places this country has to offer. No roads, schools, sewers, running water, lights, nothing. They take our money to create jobs for enforcement of laws to catch us on other "infractions" to take even more money for something that should be FREE to all of us Americans..... BTW: Why don't they make the Sierra Clubbing hikers pay for access?? :ermm: http://www.wildwilderness.org Anyhow, bike lanes, bike paths, bike bridges, bike racks all cost money...something they don't pay for. That bike path shoulder they are riding on has a price tag in the Millions of Dollars, but are they forced to contribute? So I'm the asshole that encroaching on them?? I must be because they get pissy that I find it unreasonable for that Lime/Yellow/Orange/Black Lycra wearing, iTunes listening, freeloading poser douchebag to give me the finger because he is 5' into my lane on a blind corner and he thought I was a bit too close. Pay your friggin way and get a girlfriend!! Edited August 22, 2007 by jayzx750 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeKid15 Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 ^ holy post!!! Me and my buddies drive around and slap them on the ass (it suprises the shit outta them) , but only if they are in the way (like 3 deep and 1/2 way into the lane). i also have no problem with the bikers who ride single file. where i live in morgan hill, there is a huge specialized place like 2 miles from my house. everyday on their lunch break, all 87214916240164 of them ride around... i find them at the worst times... like when im trying to get somewhere within the next hour or so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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