FireHead Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 (edited) i have a 9 inch floppy..is that something you might be interested in? :biggrin: I'll bring the donkey. :thumbsup: Edited March 1, 2007 by FireHead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Ha ha ha... I never said I wasn't a smart ass.... Clearly though, you've earned the dumb ass title. Yep, for once you wrote the truth....too bad you actually had to copy and paste EXACTLY what I wrote you.... I didn't feel the need to save your sob story in my PMs, you don't mean enough to me to give a shit. AND....that was a reply to you for basically sticking you head up my ass....clearly you've removed it, and stuck it back up your own. I think you should stick that wideband sensor up your ass...maybe you can get a feel for tuning your bullshit...then analyze your own tears and figure out what adjustments you should make. Over 900 views...clearly I'm not the only one laughing at your pathetic ass.... You do provide entertainment, I'll give you that... You make all of us feel better about ourselves seeing what a dipshit you are.... Hat's off to ya bro!!! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 I think you should stick that wideband sensor up your ass...maybe you can get a feel for tuning your bullshit... Farting on the O2 sensor isn't as funny as you think it's going to be after you have done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kama Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Farting on the O2 sensor isn't as funny as you think it's going to be after you have done it. LMAO!!! Did you make the check engine light come on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Farting on the O2 sensor isn't as funny as you think it's going to be after you have done it. Jackass Part 3, Banshee HQ edition... :yelrotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansh-eman Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 i like how this fukin kid talks big shit i gave him my addy and no show?!?!? no shit genius.... thats the reason you gave it out casue you know he is far enough away he isnt going to drive to your mommy and daddies house to kick your lil highschool ass...i thik the only person i know to do that is loco lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kama Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Bansh-eman, your sig is hypnotizing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 LMAO!!! Did you make the check engine light come on? It was in one of our dyno cells not a car. We were running one of our truck motors pretty late at night for some reason or another. A couple of us hid in the cell and waited for the cell technician to start the test cycle. He got it going and started the test sequence. One of us had an extra exhaust probe that was positioned near a bare ass. During a decel slope in the test profile, I switched out the pre-warmend sensor on the board and my co-worker let it rip. I switched it back really quick after, and we waited for the test to end and the tech to wander off somewhere. Long story short, we took the 12 gas results, overlaid over an EPA emission analysis of a dairy farm, to the tech and asked him what the hell he'd been up to that night. (A couple of our cleaning folks had just been fired for having sex in the middle of the night on the dyno managers desk (the entire dyno facility has cameras in it)). Fat girls, and farm animals were some of the joke topics...........anyways you get the idea, I supposed it's not as funny typed out on an internet forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2003LimitedBanshee Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Nuff said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 It was in one of our dyno cells not a car. We were running one of our truck motors pretty late at night for some reason or another. A couple of us hid in the cell and waited for the cell technician to start the test cycle. He got it going and started the test sequence. One of us had an extra exhaust probe that was positioned near a bare ass. During a decel slope in the test profile, I switched out the pre-warmend sensor on the board and my co-worker let it rip. I switched it back really quick after, and we waited for the test to end and the tech to wander off somewhere. Long story short, we took the 12 gas results, overlaid over an EPA emission analysis of a dairy farm, to the tech and asked him what the hell he'd been up to that night. (A couple of our cleaning folks had just been fired for having sex in the middle of the night on the dyno managers desk (the entire dyno facility has cameras in it)). Fat girls, and farm animals were some of the joke topics...........anyways you get the idea, I supposed it's not as funny typed out on an internet forum. I don't know about that....I'm reading that and laughing pretty hard to myself. That shit there is funny....I don't care who ya are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 I don't know about that....I'm reading that and laughing pretty hard to myself. That shit there is funny....I don't care who ya are... I suppose the part that is the most entertaining is the two mexican cleaning folk that were caught having sex on the dyno managers desk. Apparently they had been doing it in other places and just happen to get caught by our on-site security folks that night. My boss had to come to work at like 3am to sort out what was going on. My boss, who is a fairly entertaining British (actually Northern Irish) guy, asked them what the thought process was for shagging at work on the dyno managers desk, from the broken english that was returned to him, he pieced together that they had decided to go in the dyno facility because they knew there were cameras and wanted to tape themselves. Where that plan fell short was that the cameras record digitally to a server that is in another building andthey didn't have computer access anyway. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick2stroke Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 haha, this thread is great. What the hell are you trying to do OJ? You try to make yourself feel all self righteous by all this "I raise the white flag, I was a dumbass, I'm a Christian, lets get along" bullshit then at the end of the post you have some smartass shit to say about him? Are you retarted? :: I see you calling people out for not taking action and driving way the fuck out of their way to "put up". I don't see you doing anything other then talking yourself up in this post. "atleast I put up" Put up what? An internet threat? Go fuck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 What the hell are you trying to do OJ? You try to make yourself feel all self righteous by all this "I raise the white flag, I was a dumbass, I'm a Christian, lets get along" bullshit then at the end of the post you have some smartass shit to say about him? Are you retarted? :: Actually....the dipshit can't even quote a person right, go figure. He wrote me a long drawn out explanation about being a Christian, not in his beliefs to hold a grudge, he has issues he knows he needs to work on, let's put this rivalry behind us. Basically licking my ass. So, I wrote him back, trying to be a nice guy and let bygones be bygones. What he typed up there is what I TYPED to him in a PM. I didn't save him PM because as said, he's just not important enough. Obviously I've made such a huge impact in his life that he felt the need to save my PM. Or it could be the only one he's gotten on this board, either way...I've shaved some pubes and ass hair for you to take with you where ever you go, that way you can feel close to me and we can continue this connection. You're exactly right...if he's such a tough guy, let him get on his big wheel and start peddling his ass up here. Why would I go knock on his parents door, I might interrupt nap time....then he'd really be cranky and upset. Funny his avatar is a tranformer, ironic actually.... The phrase: "More that meats the brown eye" seems to be his motto.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Over 900 views...clearly I'm not the only one laughing at your pathetic ass.... :thumbsup: :no: :yelrotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansh-eman Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 1259....impressive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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