since I cant post in the Humor forum

[bigdaddy69]

My dad called me while I was at work today just to tell me this joke. I thought it was pretty good.

 

Yall know what lezbos and mechanics have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They both use snap-on tools!

 

I work at the local parts store, he thought it would be a good one to tell my mechanic buddies.

[White06Shee]

Haha Nice, I Think Im Gunna Tell My Dad The Same Joke ANd See What He Says

[DaFish]

I'm a mechanic, and thats some funny shit cause my good friend is a lezbien. good shit. :thumbsup:

[Animalman294]

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.

These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of

testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered

for the position. After sending some applicants through the background

checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to

two men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the

extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of

the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that

you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they

explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a

chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said,

"You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the

CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the

circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find

your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second

man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the

room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man

came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't

pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."

"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife

and go home." Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same

door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that

you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is

your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair.

Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door.

Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun

start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose

in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls.

This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet. The door opened slowly,

and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said,

"You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks.

I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!"

[yamaha04]

that last joke was wicked long but very good