ellison445 Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansh-eman Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 lol :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamaha04 Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 OMG that is the shit right there i dont care what anybody says :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 haha that there is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgt seth Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Haha, good one. heres mine A baby seal walks into a club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gipperz Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Thats funny. :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'04limited Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 :yelrotflmao: thats some good stuff right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STLBILL Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 I was starting to think Lee won the battle to convert this forum into all Banshee talk... :biggrin: I heard that hind lick one in a more crude way. Two gay guys instead of two red necks. I'll leave the rest to your imagination... :yucky: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Oh, thanks, nice visual......................... :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgt seth Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 I was starting to think Lee won the battle to convert this forum into all Banshee talk... :biggrin: Haha, well I dont get it.. There are forums for mods/parts, suspension, carbs/exhaust, appearance and product reviews.. Then there are some for talking about where you ride, the different types of riding, and story's.. um, I think theres too many forums really, cuz either this one or off topic is kind of a waste.. I mean I know I'm wrong, and many people will tell me otherwise.. but whats banshee general for then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustbag Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 BLONDE JOKES!!! :: >Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and >one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther >away.......... >Florida or the moon?" >The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida >...?????" >CAR TROUBLE >A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it >died. >After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, >"What's the story?" >He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" >She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" >SPEEDING TICKET >A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if >he >could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get >your >act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you >expect me to show it to you!" >RIVER WALK >There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another >blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the >other >side?" >The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, >"You ARE on the other side." >AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE >A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her >body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show >me." >The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed , then >she >pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; >likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made >her >scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, >no" she >said, "I'm actually a blonde" "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your >finger is broken." >KNITTING >A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. >Glancing >at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was >knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and >siren, the >trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL >OVER!" - "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" >BLONDE ON THE SUN >A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian >said, >"We were the first in space!" >The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" >The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" >The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. >"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. >To >which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at >night!" >IN A VACUUM >A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She >rolled >the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are >in >a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a >time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" >FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! >A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and >asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one >was >named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of >someone naming dogs like that?" HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. >"They're watch dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corkforbrains Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Which 2 simple words are guaranteed to make room for you in a crowded restroom? ** nice dick :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 ha, ha,ha I like the blonde jokes those were good ones.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty40 Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Guy walks into the toilet. "Is this where all the dicks hang out?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullet Man Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 lets try and keep this thread rolling everyday. heres my contribution... Half frozen skunk... A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "OK, Get in the car with it." The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" said the wife. "Just hold its little nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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