happy hour Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 when she goes camping the bears lock up their food the horse on her Polo shirt is real. when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down when she goes to the club she makes the band skip her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 They wouldn't let her wear a Malcom X jacket cause helicopters were landing on her back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warwgn Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 she uses a roll of bounty and a piece of rope for a tampon. she has to make 3 trips to haul ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 I rolled over twice...and I was still on the bitch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 I rolled over twice...and I was still on the bitch.... I almost fell out of my chair when I read that !! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdaddy69 Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 shes got more chins than a chinese phone book........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazybluerider Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 She sat on a penny and a booger came out of lincolns nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazybluerider Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale. Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek. Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn." Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out. Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system. Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house. Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullet Man Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 yo mommas so fat, when she fell and broke her leg, gravy poured out. yo mommas so fat, when she talks she spits butter. yo mommas so fat, after sex she smokes turkey. yo mommas so fat, her divers license picture is an aerial photograph. yo mommas so fat, to have sex with her i had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in. yo mommas so fat, to have sex with her i had to roll her in dough and look for the wet spot. yo mommas so fat, when she went bungey jumping, she went straight to hell. yo mommas so fat, she is an attraction at Sea World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddsheee Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 (edited) Your momma's not the attraction, she's the whole amusment park. ...she has license plates on the back of her shoes. ...she plays hop scotch like this, "LA, Detroit, New York, Miami!" Edited December 22, 2006 by baddsheee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Washburn Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Here goes. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paintroller Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbow Yo Mama is soooo fat she sat on a quarter and a buger came out of george washington's nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 shes so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddsheee Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 ... so fat she stepped on a dollar bill and made 4 quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethaface Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Yo mama so skinny, she can hand glide on a durioto.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
differentstrokes Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 The gap in your momma's teeth is so big, I don't know if I should smile back or kick a field goal. Yo momma's pussy is so nasty they had to eat it on "Fear Factor". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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