Rustbag Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredMW Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 F--K is the most functional word. It can be used as a noun ,verb,adverb ,adjective, pronoun and about any other form that you can think of. Shit however you stack it is still shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tithead Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Between shit and shineola. sorry for asking, call me dumb... but what is a shineola? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheeseat$$ Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit!Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!! I never really thought about it but I will agree with SHIT! :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiobanshee Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit!Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!! That was a shit load of typing. :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddsheee Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 SHIT Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Washburn Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 yeah thats some shit rite there. Speaking of I gotta drop the kids off at the pool rite now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredMW Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 sorry for asking, call me dumb... but what is a shineola? I believe it was a brand of shoe polish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bentvalve Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 both of those word actually have stories of orgin.. shit- back in the settlement days, the english ships brought over fertilizer in the bottom of ships and sometimes shippers would ship good like tea and spices. well to get them at a cheaper rate(shipped) they were putting those boxes with the cow poo and everything was getting messy since the ship hands did not know what were in these boxes( wooden crates) so long story short shit+ ship high in transit was the solution to the goods being stack in poo thus s hit was printed on box. fuck during the same time was from when a husband or wife was caught cheating. the charges were painted on the stocks for all to see f.u.c.k. fornication under carnal knowledge short. i know its probably to much info right begin the bashing! don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gipperz Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Holy shit, thats alot of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 I think you are full of shit! :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dishman Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 what about the old saying (shit fuck fire) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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