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Please Be Extremely Careful. Especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo,

Hotmail, AOL and so on This information arrived this morning direct from

both Microsoft and Norton. Please

send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet.

You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation

"Life is beautiful"

If you receiv e it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete

It immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your

Screen saying: "It is too l ate now, your life is no longer beautiful."

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent

It to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

&a mp;n bsp; This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has

already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus software's are not

Capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls

himself "life owner ."

 

Looks like the geeks got vicious!

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Welcome to 2002 :biggrin:

 

Discovered: January 15, 2002

Updated: September 18, 2002 08:18:39 PM PDT

Type: Hoax

 

This hoax was first circulated in Portuguese. English, French, Italian and German versions have also been recorded.

 

English

URGENT! VIRUS!

 

This information arrived this morning, from Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who accesses the Internet.

You may receive an apparently harmless email with a PowerPoint presentation called "Life is beautiful.pps."

If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately.

If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful", subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, email and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. WE NEED TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO STOP THIS VIRUS.

UOL has already confirmed its dangerousness, and the antivirus Softs are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself "life owner", and who aims to destroying domestic PCs and who also fights Microsoft in court!

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READ THIS:

 

Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but

it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It

will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice

cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit

cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field

harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

 

It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It

will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and

leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming

over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit

pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.

 

Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will

give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your

gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your

girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to

your Discover card.

 

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she

is dead, such is the power of Goodtimes, it reaches out beyond the

grave to sully those things we hold most dear.

 

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't

find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on

your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It

is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather

interesting shade of mauve.

 

Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the

toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methanphedime in your bathtub

and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase

gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.

 

Listen to me. Goodtimes does not exist.

 

It cannot do anything to you. But I can. I am sending this

message to everyone in the world. Tell your friends, tell your

family. If anyone else sends me another E-mail about this fake

Goodtimes Virus, I will turn hating them into a religion. I will do

things to them that would make a horsehead in your bed look like

Easter Sunday brunch.

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