Joke for ya..........

[Animalman294]

Keith is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform

sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing

seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

 

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white

powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

 

Then he says, "This is powerful medicine but you can only use it once a

year. All you have to do is say '123', and it shall rise for as long as you

wish!"

 

Keith then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to

continue?"

 

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234', and

it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year."

 

Keith rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.

 

 

That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on

his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is

lying next to her, he says, "123" and suddenly he becomes more aroused than

any time in his life, just as the medicine man had promised.

 

His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did

you say "123" for?" :shoothead:

[Kayleigh]

aaww, i almost feel sorry for the poor fellow :yelrotflmao: