MudSlinger09 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 1.girl says " what am i worth to you baby? " guy says "Bitch you aint worth a food stamp" 2.You definatly get this from your mother!!! 3.wow that outfit makes you look fat. 4.Will the Dr put a couple extra stitches down there after the baby is born? 5.Paper Or Plastic? 6.do you accept checks? 7.i just realised... i forgot a condom!!!! 8.dinner?? bitch are you out of your mind? 9.On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 10.I think you have it on backwards 11.Is that blood on the headboard? 12.Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 13.Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 14.Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 15.I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 16. Does this count as a date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase@miamiatv.com Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Your Lucky if You get a Peanut Butter And Jelly sandwhich this threads jsut wrong lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamashee1 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Come on baby your sister lets me do it! :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScreamingLiL2Stroke Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Damn honey did you see the size of her tits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwietshee Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 "Your wearing a WHITE dress for your wedding, your kidding right" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel3190 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 what the hell happened to your hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunyabinness Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 damn girl you need to shave... (insert favorite) your mustache, your back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefreak Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 its not gonna suck itself!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel3190 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 If i weren't with you i could finish my banshee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Wife: Does this dress make my ass look big? Husband: No your ass makes that dress look big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Husband: Oh honey, you look sick, maybe you should stay home from work today....... Wife: Nooooo, I haven't put on my make-up yet. Husband: Dohhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogboystoy Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 (edited) Wife: I met a new friend today, and she lives in town. Husband: Is she cute? I actuall said that to my wife last week, she laughed and said, yes she's blond, tall thin and married. Edited September 21, 2006 by dogboystoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo52 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 "your such a cunt!"....although my g/f is used to it now. :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase@miamiatv.com Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 get to work bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPEN Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 "I enjoy riding my quad more than you, I can ride it as hard as I want and it don't bitch" RIPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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