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things not to say to your wife/gf thread


MudSlinger09

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1.girl says " what am i worth to you baby? " guy says "Bitch you aint worth a food stamp"

 

2.You definatly get this from your mother!!!

 

3.wow that outfit makes you look fat.

 

4.Will the Dr put a couple extra stitches down there after the baby is born?

 

5.Paper Or Plastic?

 

6.do you accept checks?

 

7.i just realised... i forgot a condom!!!!

 

8.dinner?? bitch are you out of your mind?

 

9.On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

 

10.I think you have it on backwards

 

11.Is that blood on the headboard?

 

12.Do you know the definition of statutory rape?

 

13.Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?

 

14.Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?

 

15.I really hate women who actually think sex means something!

 

16. Does this count as a date?

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