FireHead Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I saw that thing this morning while I was attempting to not work. It looks like a cross between a cat and dog. :baseball_bat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee04le Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 That just looks like your average run of the mill dead dog to me. I've seen meaner looking dogs than that. What am I missing here? Dune your such a lady killer. Five compliments followed by one insult, is that the magic formula? Such subtle and sensitive tact. :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNE-A-TIC Posted August 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 What formula to women?If there is one out there it would be the Hotest seller on the planet!I'd buy a case and keep them everywhere I go,and have a copy of it tattooed to the inside of my eyelids for safe measure. HAHA! :baseball_wacko: Dune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNE-A-TIC Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 As a side note,Brooke is a big girl and if anything I say offends her.Trust me, she will set me straight in one of our many conversations we have everyday (and night)....You can TRUST me on that one! :baseball_bat: Stick around, we might invite you to the wedding! after that she will have half ownership of my bikes,then what is everyone gonna whine about? :biggrin: Hell,she ain't shy.She would tear me up right here if she wanted and not think twice.Do you see that happening or know what we talked about an hour or so ago?I think not....Get outa my head,there are too many voices in there right now..lol... and she sure the hell don't need me to defend her....ever! Thats hot! Dune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txblueshee Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 That's katie holme's baby.... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNE-A-TIC Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Are you sure? Brooke, do inventory!We need another head count!Look in the garden this time.Might have one out chasing turkeys! Dune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 :baseball_innocent: Are you sure? Brooke, do inventory!We need another head count!Look in the garden this time.Might have one out chasing turkeys! Dune How many of your children have a second head and tales? I heard Brooke was going to be able to mate asexually soon, is that true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNE-A-TIC Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 She can! She is amazing! All our kids have single head and single tail and are WI-FI compatable. Dune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 I heard a couple of your kids were already starting to look like Chuck Norris. Is that true? :baseball_mitt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 I heard a couple of your kids were already starting to look like Chuck Norris. Is that true? :baseball_mitt: If thats true, I want to buy one and have it shipped out here. I plan on turning it loose in my ex wifes car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 If thats true, I want to buy one and have it shipped out here. I plan on turning it loose in my ex wifes car. That's a great idea! I heard that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. :baseball_mitt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 That's a great idea! I heard that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. :baseball_mitt: Its also faster than the speed of light. His right foot is only 6 years old by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. :baseball_original: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNE-A-TIC Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 If thats true, I want to buy one and have it shipped out here. I plan on turning it loose in my ex wifes car. Wow.and we have been hiding them for all these years never thought there would be a market for them.Pretty much we just need a piece of clothing the person has worn and shipping is free(except baby Brooke I,we had to clip her wings...whooaaa,that was a close one there!...I netted her just before she got to Washington D.C..it would have been horrible!)to most destinations, they travel at about 140mph @ about 5,000 ft,so delivery time may vary and overseas trips will require Brooke to pack them a sack lunch of assorted neighbors pets, she can set pricing by volume needed. as mentioned before,I live very close to Chuck and his infuence over the years has been wonderful in protecting our young.We have three enrolled at the Lone Wolf Ranch martial arts school for the gifted and bizzar right now.Nasa has one right now checking out mars.We are very diverse in the gifts of our kids. Dune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Wow.and we have been hiding them for all these years never thought there would be a market for them.Pretty much we just need a piece of clothing the person has worn and shipping is free(except baby Brooke I,we had to clip her wings...whooaaa,that was a close one there!...I netted her just before she got to Washington D.C..it would have been horrible!)to most destinations, they travel at about 140mph @ about 5,000 ft,so delivery time may vary and overseas trips will require Brooke to pack them a sack lunch of assorted neighbors pets, she can set pricing by volume needed. as mentioned before,I live very close to Chuck and his infuence over the years has been wonderful in protecting our young.We have three enrolled at the Lone Wolf Ranch martial arts school for the gifted and bizzar right now.Nasa has one right now checking out mars.We are very diverse in the gifts of our kids. Dune I heard Tony Danza has three of your loved ones. :baseball_santa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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