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i was in my driveway and on of my neighbors cats started fighting one of my kittens and killed it...then ran off...went to the neighbor and told them what happened and they said well what can we do ...and i thought to myself well i can do something about it...what is something i can do to it besides shoot it (too loud for suburbs).....any ideas...i want it dead....i tried to choke it to death with a belt the otherday when it ran in my bushes lol and it went fucking nuts and i let go and it ran off with belt and all...need some ideas guys the woman is really pissed

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get a pellet gun then, not very loud, wont go very far, and will something up close with in 50 yards. the break over rifle is about the best. my dad has one and we kill birds and turtles with it

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YOU CHOKED IT WITH A BELT???!!!!!! :yelrotflmao: :notworthy:

 

 

thats some funny shit right there.

 

ive known a few people with some serious cat problems. let me first illustrate what NOT to do, then a scenario that worked.

 

my uncle had a cat he hated, heathen cat, but his daughter loved it, my mentally retarded cousin. well one day he took the cat for a 40 mile ride and threw it out the car window. he then told my cousin that he had found her cat dead in the road and buried it and said it was in heaven now. well fucked if that cat didnt show up alive and well on their porch a few days later. so of course my cousin thinks it a miracle and is all "god brought back my kitty, maybe he'll bring back my little brother too" :baseball_w00t: ...opps. :baseball_getlost:

 

there was another guy i know who just got the cat into his garage, put it in a box and gassed it with car exhaust. :shrug:

 

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Dart gun.

 

In wyoming we have a weasel looking critter called an Ermine. They will whoop the shit out of cats (I've seen one ermine take on two cats and killed both) you can trap them and keep them in your yard if you were around here. lol

 

Get a big-ass dog that doesn't like cats.

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i was in my driveway and on of my neighbors cats started fighting one of my kittens and killed it...then ran off...went to the neighbor and told them what happened and they said well what can we do ...and i thought to myself well i can do something about it...what is something i can do to it besides shoot it (too loud for suburbs).....any ideas...i want it dead....i tried to choke it to death with a belt the otherday when it ran in my bushes lol and it went fucking nuts and i let go and it ran off with belt and all...need some ideas guys the woman is really pissed

 

.22 rifle with a subsonic round. You have to be careful though, because what turns into a simple problem solving technique can quickly turn into something to do with beer on a Satuday night. :baseball_innocent:

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.....any ideas...i want it dead....i tried to choke it to death with a belt the otherday when it ran in my bushes lol and it went fucking nuts and i let go and it ran off with belt and all...need some ideas guys the woman is really pissed

All you need is a good 1/2 wide zip tie. Loop and swoop! Then watch him squirm. I hear it only takes about 1 min. :baseball_innocent:

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LMFAO Here kitty kitty.

 

Can a cat really be that much of a nuisance? I think that you should use a microwave and then warm it a bowl of milk.

 

Trap it and relocate it. If Stan reads this I'm sure that he could provide you with

MSpaint designs for traps or if you insist, perhaps even a kitty guilotine.

 

Or you could just forgive the kitty. Whatever you do, do not douse it with gasoline and set it on fire, at night time, with cameras rolling. That would not be cool. Doh!

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LMFAO Here kitty kitty.

 

Can a cat really be that much of a nuisance? I think that you should use a microwave and then warm it a bowl of milk.

 

Trap it and relocate it. If Stan reads this I'm sure that he could provide you with

MSpaint designs for traps or if you insist, perhaps even a kitty guilotine.

 

Or you could just forgive the kitty. Whatever you do, do not douse it with gasoline and set it on fire, at night time, with cameras rolling. That would not be cool. Doh!

This reminds me of a news story I saw a while ago. A 75 yr old man was burning some leaves in his yard, and threw on a mouse nest he found in the house, and the frickin mouse came running out of the nest on fire and went straight back into his house!. :baseball_bat: Burned the whole house down! No shit I saw this on the news!

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