barely legal racing Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 i was in my driveway and on of my neighbors cats started fighting one of my kittens and killed it...then ran off...went to the neighbor and told them what happened and they said well what can we do ...and i thought to myself well i can do something about it...what is something i can do to it besides shoot it (too loud for suburbs).....any ideas...i want it dead....i tried to choke it to death with a belt the otherday when it ran in my bushes lol and it went fucking nuts and i let go and it ran off with belt and all...need some ideas guys the woman is really pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txblueshee Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 A nice little saucer of milk mixed with antifreeze on the porch, land mines, shotgun, chainsaw, bat, car, boot, sack of quaters, brick, motar strike, trip wire, lion trap, practice your archery skills, send it a letter full of anthrax....... You get the point.... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroup Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 get a pellet gun then, not very loud, wont go very far, and will something up close with in 50 yards. the break over rifle is about the best. my dad has one and we kill birds and turtles with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2stroker4ever Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Get a silencer?? lol, YOU CHOAKED A CAT WITH A BELT! omfg.. haha, I dunno man, try like, a pellet gun or something, although you'd want it to die quick, it would suck to watch it just suffer for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueraiderfan Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Ba hahaha you chocked the cat lol hahaha I think that is halirous man. ya a lil antifreeze and milk like txblueshee said would work just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkenaround Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 or try a .22 rifle or maybe a wrist rocket slingsgot. Or since you can ambush a cat with a belt maybe you should try a rambo knife next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MudSlinger09 Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 throw a baseball at its head .... just set a trap and toss that bitch over a bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 YOU CHOKED IT WITH A BELT???!!!!!! :yelrotflmao: thats some funny shit right there. ive known a few people with some serious cat problems. let me first illustrate what NOT to do, then a scenario that worked. my uncle had a cat he hated, heathen cat, but his daughter loved it, my mentally retarded cousin. well one day he took the cat for a 40 mile ride and threw it out the car window. he then told my cousin that he had found her cat dead in the road and buried it and said it was in heaven now. well fucked if that cat didnt show up alive and well on their porch a few days later. so of course my cousin thinks it a miracle and is all "god brought back my kitty, maybe he'll bring back my little brother too" :baseball_w00t: ...opps. :baseball_getlost: there was another guy i know who just got the cat into his garage, put it in a box and gassed it with car exhaust. :shrug: :smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handyman Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Dart gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRed350x Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Dart gun. In wyoming we have a weasel looking critter called an Ermine. They will whoop the shit out of cats (I've seen one ermine take on two cats and killed both) you can trap them and keep them in your yard if you were around here. lol Get a big-ass dog that doesn't like cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csrmel Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 lol i can picture someone choking a cat with a belt. thats hilarious. you should just call animal control. let them issue youre neighbor a warning. if it happens again they send youre neighbor a ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHead Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 i was in my driveway and on of my neighbors cats started fighting one of my kittens and killed it...then ran off...went to the neighbor and told them what happened and they said well what can we do ...and i thought to myself well i can do something about it...what is something i can do to it besides shoot it (too loud for suburbs).....any ideas...i want it dead....i tried to choke it to death with a belt the otherday when it ran in my bushes lol and it went fucking nuts and i let go and it ran off with belt and all...need some ideas guys the woman is really pissed .22 rifle with a subsonic round. You have to be careful though, because what turns into a simple problem solving technique can quickly turn into something to do with beer on a Satuday night. :baseball_innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOTD Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 .....any ideas...i want it dead....i tried to choke it to death with a belt the otherday when it ran in my bushes lol and it went fucking nuts and i let go and it ran off with belt and all...need some ideas guys the woman is really pissed All you need is a good 1/2 wide zip tie. Loop and swoop! Then watch him squirm. I hear it only takes about 1 min. :baseball_innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee04le Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 LMFAO Here kitty kitty. Can a cat really be that much of a nuisance? I think that you should use a microwave and then warm it a bowl of milk. Trap it and relocate it. If Stan reads this I'm sure that he could provide you with MSpaint designs for traps or if you insist, perhaps even a kitty guilotine. Or you could just forgive the kitty. Whatever you do, do not douse it with gasoline and set it on fire, at night time, with cameras rolling. That would not be cool. Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOTD Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 LMFAO Here kitty kitty. Can a cat really be that much of a nuisance? I think that you should use a microwave and then warm it a bowl of milk. Trap it and relocate it. If Stan reads this I'm sure that he could provide you with MSpaint designs for traps or if you insist, perhaps even a kitty guilotine. Or you could just forgive the kitty. Whatever you do, do not douse it with gasoline and set it on fire, at night time, with cameras rolling. That would not be cool. Doh! This reminds me of a news story I saw a while ago. A 75 yr old man was burning some leaves in his yard, and threw on a mouse nest he found in the house, and the frickin mouse came running out of the nest on fire and went straight back into his house!. :baseball_bat: Burned the whole house down! No shit I saw this on the news! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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