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OMFG :yelrotflmao: , you people a F*&!?ing hilarious.

 

I don't know about your state, but here in California it is a felony to kill a domestic animal (ie dog, cat, horse, cow) for no immediate reason (ie in fear of your life). However I will give you the benefit of the doubt because I have never personally met this particular kitty, kitty. I think the smarter thing to do would be to call animal control, animal save, or SPCA and borrow a trap. Trap the ferocious little creature and take it to animal control, and either the owner will find it and cost them some money or they wont and kitty is gone forever. If it comes back trap it again and keep takin' it to animal control (prices here go up $50 an impound - $50, $100, $150, $200, $250 plus citations), which add up very quickly.

 

But the cool thing about this way is you wont be in a cell with a guy named bubba callin' you his little kitty, if ya know what I mean. Just do the right thing, I hate to hear stupid $hit happen to smart people............... :beer:

 

Apparently I am a felon in California. You learn something new in everyday.

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I wouldn't kill it, that's fucked up. The CAT doesn't know any better, its doing what is instintual. Do as others have said and call animal control and address the issue with them. They will take care of it / fine your neighbor for being a dumbass. Don't kill the cat.

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a crossman medalist with a hollow point 22 cal. pellet will definitly kill a cat.

 

dead cats dead rats did you see what they were at all right!

 

anyone knows what song that dead cats line came from i will kiss your ass.

 

......Dead cat in a top hat, whoa, Sucking on a young man's blood

 

...The Doors.

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heres what i would do, get some cat food or something a cat would eat, they love tuna fish, well my cat does anyway. Put some rat posion in there, and boom your cat is gone, and maybe it will run home so u dont even have 2 deal with it, i wouldnt try to trap it casue the bitch is gonna start screeching and meowing is ass off and if the neighbors come over to cheak it out ur going to have to make up a story really quick.

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People who TORTURE animals are so cool :yankyank: :shoothead:

 

RIPPEN

 

 

I never said I did it, but I know of several people that have. We happen to have 2 house cats of our own, so it's not something I would do.

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I never said I did it, but I know of several people that have. We happen to have 2 house cats of our own, so it's not something I would do.

You should have dropped their asses... Nothing pisses me off more than some punk ass fools who think they are tough cuz they light animals on fire or torture them in some otherway. Allot of guys "hate" cats and whatever because they think its a tough guy thing :shoothead: . Iam no tree huggin hippie animal rights actavist or nothing but I think its wrong to (not punish) TORTURE animals. People who do that kinda shit seriously have issues and I think these issues can easly be solved with a brick..

 

RIPPEN

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Dude, I feel for ya, but I agree with Animanman - gotta take care of the problem but just don't land yourself if trouble over it. Cruelty to animals can be a stiff charge if you get snagged. Don't want to see you get yourself in trouble over it.

 

I had the same problem with my neighbor's cats a few years back so I initiated the "kitty relocation program." I'm not really fond of cats, but I love all animals and don't want to hurt them - the trouble animals are just following instincts to roam. It's their owners that need to use their heads and keep their animals under control. I tried to do the right thing - spoke to my neighbors many times and asked them to keep their cats off my property. If I want cats pissing and shitting in my bushes I'll but my own freakin cat. One time I got so pissed at them I told them I was going to catch one, skin it, and stick it in their mailbox. I have 2 dogs and they are NEVER off my property unless they're leashed and with me. They have their own area at home that's all fenced off for them that's about 1/2 acre or so, so they can run around and destroy it at will. It's separate from my yard and in the back so no one can see it, so I don't care if they dig it up. Anyways, I trapped some of the cats. Once trapped, I immediately put the trap, with the cat in it, into my truck and drive them out to the middle of nowhere and let them go. They're outside cats so they'll be fine, they'll take up in some farmers barn or something. So, the offenders are now gone and my bushes are cat shit free. Just watch out, they make a nasty noise once they get trapped and someone may hear it and come looking so make sure you're around when the trap's out so you can get rid of them quick. Good luck.

 

Kitty relocation program Bahahahahahahah thats FN halirouos :yelrotflmao:

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Hey Rippin im with you ive got 2 indoor cats,1 outside cat,and a dog,ive got buddies who have sprayed mace in a cats eyes,poured hot sause in its mouth,lit one on fire with gas ect. over their life they're 18 now and don't do that any more,but it still pisses me off cause there aint no point in punishing an animal,when they did nothing wrong!!!

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Hey Rippin im with you ive got 2 indoor cats,1 outside cat,and a dog,ive got buddies who have sprayed mace in a cats eyes,poured hot sause in its mouth,lit one on fire with gas ect. over their life they're 18 now and don't do that any more,but it still pisses me off cause there aint no point in punishing an animal,when they did nothing wrong!!!

yeah im not gonna go burning the neighbors cats or anything, and the whole belt thing was out of anger, im not a psycho or anything thats the first thing i could grab....i grabbed my header pipe off my parts bike but it took off....i guess if i see it fucking off in my yard again i can just call animal patrol or something....i wonder how to keep it there til they get there...a way to stun it....will a stu gun hurt a cat enough to kill it?

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