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YOU CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND SOLD YOUR BALLS! :baseball_bat:

 

Congratulations! Hope it all works out for you.

 

 

Stan, you sounded jaded :angry:

 

Congrats. I kept telling my wife, it was her day, I'm just the eye candy.

 

I don't know about anyone else, but my wedding was all about my wife. They get their dress, then their hair done, then the make-up along with all the other bullshit pampering. I mowed my lawn and cleaned my carpets before the ceremony.

 

P.S., you look pretty too.

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Stan, you sounded jaded :angry:

 

P.S., you look pretty too.

ME? HAHA...other than I keep running into her...You'd think God would have someone else in mind when it came to torture....

 

Congrats. I kept telling my wife, it was her day, I'm just the eye candy.

 

I don't know about anyone else, but my wedding was all about my wife. They get their dress, then their hair done, then the make-up along with all the other bullshit pampering. I mowed my lawn and cleaned my carpets before the ceremony.

 

Shit, that was my everyday LIFE. :yelrotflmao:

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Thanks everyone for the compliments. yeah the day almost didn't happen since the wife didn't do any set up for the wedding. . She insisted that I go away for the day and have fun, well I didn't have fun and when I got to where we were going to have the wedding in my Tux 30 min before the wedding nothing was set up. No tables, decorations, etc, nothing. So in my tux me and my brother, in his tux too were doing the set up. Then to top it all off, she forgets the radio for the wedding music, which is all at the house, where i can't go because she's there, and gets mad because the radio isn't there. i was told she was Bridezilla from hell. We got everything done and that's what count's. Still wating on the sex to comenserate the wedding.

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Thanks everyone for the compliments. yeah the day almost didn't happen since the wife didn't do any set up for the wedding. . She insisted that I go away for the day and have fun, well I didn't have fun and when I got to where we were going to have the wedding in my Tux 30 min before the wedding nothing was set up. No tables, decorations, etc, nothing. So in my tux me and my brother, in his tux too were doing the set up. Then to top it all off, she forgets the radio for the wedding music, which is all at the house, where i can't go because she's there, and gets mad because the radio isn't there. i was told she was Bridezilla from hell. We got everything done and that's what count's. Still wating on the sex to comenserate the wedding.

 

....still waiting? lol my wife and I were so exhausted after are big day all we wanted to do was crash and sleep in. Good thing we practiced many times before the wedding :baseball_w00t:

 

Congrats man, next might be kids....it only gets better!

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