blueshee03 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 good for a few laughs: IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman, KS. ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City! ______________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala. _______________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS ___________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments. ________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less. ____________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi! _______________________________________________________ STAY ALERT! They walk among us . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gargamel Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 those are pretty funny Like I always say "2/3 of the population is below average intelligence !" and it shows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesw Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 there were a lot of people from ks on that list. hmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 fuckin retards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airdog Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 those are pretty funny Like I always say "2/3 of the population is below average intelligence !" and it shows I don't believe it's that many, anyways 70% of statistics aren't even true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I was told once that when I get on the city bus that there is always at least one crazy person riding. I've never seen anyone crazy riding the bus yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycoracer911 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I was told once that when I get on the city bus that there is always at least one crazy person riding. I've never seen anyone crazy riding the bus yet! maybe your the crazy one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayleigh Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 haha i read that one about the buzzing crosswalk thingy for blind ppl. one time someone asked me wat that was for and i said for deaf ppl.... i hate that i'm one of the tards in this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookie_of_the_year Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 My friend once asked me "do bats eat owls?", i just stared at him and pissed myself laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gargamel Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I don't believe it's that many, anyways 70% of statistics aren't even true. It's not a statistic, I got the 2/3 from life experiences. If you feel like the majority then you're in the 2/3 My friend once asked me "do bats eat owls?", i just stared at him and pissed myself laughing. My friends girlfriend made a stupid remark once, and only once around us. We were driving through base and we saw some deer. She asked "do people have to lock their dogs up here?" We all looked at her with a puzzled look on our faces. Then she said "don't deer eat dogs?" After the car got back on the road (I had to pull over I was laughing and teasing her so much) the only conversation was bagging on her. She didn't even talk to any of us for a week after that, we ragged her out so hard. Seven years later, we still tease her about that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Kayleigh I'm not sure which is worse admitting that you said that, or not remembering the difference between deaf and blind. Here's your sign....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTMAN350 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Those are good ones. Some people just scare me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayleigh Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Kayleigh I'm not sure which is worse admitting that you said that, or not remembering the difference between deaf and blind. Here's your sign....................... haha yea im not sure wat i was thinking.....actually, i probably wasnt thinking. typical blonde i guess. i fullfill not only the stereotype but am also a statistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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