PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I? AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TOOTHBRUSH... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I love brushing my teef actually. 2 Cavities total in my whole life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 i have big horse teef so i require an 8 incher with a bit more girth than usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 i have big horse teef so i require an 8 incher with a bit more girth than usual. Have you ever tried duct taping 2 toof brushes together? I think I might try that. Double up on all that hot cleaning action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Have you ever tried duct taping 2 toof brushes together? I think I might try that. Double up on all that hot cleaning action. o man. youre full of good ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hilarious Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I second that. Those electric teef brushes are the shiznit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayleigh Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 ive read something like this but instead of it describing a toothbrush, it talked about a dentist. pretty funny. u guys ever use a tongue scraper? that whole idea sounds a little gross to me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 You guys stop it your killin' me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTMAN350 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 By the way it starts out i never would have guessed a toothbrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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