anton Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 gods are like assholes, everyone has one and next time I want to hear from one I'll fart.
rkc Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 (edited) gods are like assholes, everyone has one and next time I want to hear from one I'll fart. Copy & paste queen! A sure sign of oxygen depravation at birth (ie:mental lightweight) Edited October 25, 2006 by rkc
anton Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Copy & paste queen! A sure sign of oxygen depravation at birth (ie:mental lightweight) LOL....U ARE GREAT
anton Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Take one moment to think about a typical Christian and her "answered prayers." For example, there is a Christian housewife in Pasadena who firmly believes that God answered her prayer this morning to remove the mustard stain from her favorite blouse. She prayed to God to help remove the stain, and after she washed it the stain was gone. Praise Jesus!
rkc Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 (edited) Take one moment to think about a typical Christian and her "answered prayers." For example, there is a Christian housewife in Pasadena who firmly believes that God answered her prayer this morning to remove the mustard stain from her favorite blouse. She prayed to God to help remove the stain, and after she washed it the stain was gone. Praise Jesus! pure genius, (did I call that right!) you sure got me that time. tks for capitalizing Christian :yelrotflmao: Edited October 25, 2006 by rkc
anton Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Simply take a moment to think about the following statement: "Hello, my name is Jesus. I love you deeply. I have loved you since you were conceived in the womb and I will love you for all eternity. I died for you on the cross because I love you so much. I long to have a loving personal relationship with you. I will answer all of your prayers through my love. But if you do not get down on your knees and worship me, and if you do not EAT MY BODY and DRINK MY BLOOD, then I WILL INCINERATE YOU WITH UNIMAGINABLY TORTUOUS PAIN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! Yes, this is the central message of Christianity. See John 6:53-54 and Mark 16:16. Think about this message. We have a being who, according to the Standard Model of God, embodies love. Yet, if you do not get down on your knees and worship him, you will be physically tortured for all eternity. What sort of love is that? The utter silliness and contradiction of Jesus' core message should make it obvious to you: God is imaginary.
rkc Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 (edited) Simply take a moment to think about the following statement: "Hello, my name is Jesus. I love you deeply. I have loved you since you were conceived in the womb and I will love you for all eternity. I died for you on the cross because I love you so much. I long to have a loving personal relationship with you. I will answer all of your prayers through my love. But if you do not get down on your knees and worship me, and if you do not EAT MY BODY and DRINK MY BLOOD, then I WILL INCINERATE YOU WITH UNIMAGINABLY TORTUOUS PAIN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! Yes, this is the central message of Christianity. See John 6:53-54 and Mark 16:16. Think about this message. We have a being who, according to the Standard Model of God, embodies love. Yet, if you do not get down on your knees and worship him, you will be physically tortured for all eternity. What sort of love is that? The utter silliness and contradiction of Jesus' core message should make it obvious to you: God is imaginary. And to think I had so much hope that the new guy could offer some semblance of intelligent debate (tit 4 tat). You wouldn't know a contradiction if it was written on your forehead. again the three laws of logic. 1. the law of noncontradiction (A is not non A) 2. the law of identity (A is A) 3.the law of excluded middle ( EITHER A or non A) Edited October 25, 2006 by rkc
anton Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Simply look at the world we live in. All around us we have murderers, rapists, robbers, child molesters, terrorists, etc... How do they do their deeds? If God is all-knowing and God answers prayers, then we have to believe that: * God watches them as they murder, rape, molest and terrorize other people millions of times a day, but he does nothing to stop them. * God watches the victims as they are being murdered, raped, molested and terrorized, but he does nothing to help them. * God completely ignores the prayers of the planet to eliminate murder, rape, child molestation and terrorism and allows these atrocities to continue unabated. According to the Standard Model of God, God is an omniscient, all-powerful, all-loving being who answers prayers. Imagine God sitting on his magnificent throne in heaven looking down upon Earth, seeing every detail. God speaks: "Look at all of those praying people getting tortured in that death camp. Excellent! I won't do anything to stop that. And look at that little girl down there being raped and murdered. Perfect! She is praying like mad, and so is her mother, but I won't do anything to stop that. And there are three terrorists preparing to blow up a church and kill 1,500 people who are saying the Lord's Prayer to me right now. Outstanding! I won't do anything to stop that. How wonderful it is that 1,000 prayerful people will die of starvation today in Ethiopia. I love it! I won't do anything to stop that. Oh and there's little Suzy Jankins praying that I remove that pimple from her nose for her big date with Chad tomorrow. Let me go help Suzy right now" Do you believe in a God who acts like this? Of course not. If you believe that God is specifically reaching down from heaven to answer your trivial prayer to remove a zit or to wash out a mustard stain or to help you find your lost keys, while at the same time God is allowing 27,000 children to die of starvation each day by specifically ignoring their prayers, then your God is insane.
Meat Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 All this coming from a book back before they new the world was round.. burned your ass at the stake b/c three people said you were a witch.... Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers :: ... Mike Everything in the bible is the truth, because is says so.... right there in the bible. That should be good enough for ya.
anton Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 And to think I had so much hope that the new guy could offer some semblance of intelligent debate (tit 4 tat). You wouldn't know a contradiction if it was written on your forehead. again the three laws of logic. 1. the law of noncontradiction (A is not non A) 2. the law of identity (A is A) 3.the law of excluded middle ( EITHER A or non A) I am not here for a debate.
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