2strokespirit Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 JESUS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He loves all of you!
rkc Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 (edited) Like Ali G said. "why doesnt god flex his powers" The god guy never puts on any display of his powers... ever... he never shows up anywhere..... there's hundreds of gods out there that people are worshipping, why doens the real god show up one day and say "hey man, I'm the real deal" Why can't preists have sex ?? Meat, Tell me if I have this right. The only way God could prove his existence to you would be if he popped up in front of you? Showed a feat of power approved by you and said I am the real God? If you take a worlds religion class your prof will tell you there are a million plus gods (mostly hindu) Priests can have sex, they just need to get married. Edited October 24, 2006 by rkc
helldriver Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 (edited) there is no God Preists can have sex, they just need to get married, OR find a young boy Edited October 24, 2006 by helldriver
rkc Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 (edited) Do you know why the U.S. military/navy deemed dolphins useless for mine finding? Edited November 19, 2006 by rkc
rkc Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 Do you why the U.S. military deemed dolphins useless for mine finding? After training dolphins for months they were found to be TOO intelligent and the dolphins grew bored with the mundane exercises!
rkc Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 JESUS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He loves all of you! Thank you 2stroke
Blue Duece Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 (edited) "Did god create the AIDS virus?" I never get an answer to those questions. NEVER. I get mumbo jumbo, but NEVER a factual answer. well the facts are, god gave us free will, he didnt create aids, it was helldrivers formans cock in his ass that created AIDS.. we are warned in the bible against having your pal fuck you.........it states clearly in the bible a dick in the ass is worth two in the bush........translated means, if you stick your dick in your pals ass you just might catch some infectious shit that might kill you over time, but then again the bible is a crock of shit........but if you actually read the fucking thing it would warn you against taking your pals rod in yer keyster.....so to answer your question , yeah god warned us about taken a dick up the ass..........but then again you got that free will thats fuckin with you Edited October 24, 2006 by Blue Duece
banshee04le Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 .........it states clearly in the bible a dick in the ass is worth two in the bush........ Whaaahow do you translate that again? :yelrotflmao:
helldriver Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 slayer 5. Jesus Saves [Lyrics - King, Music - Hanneman, King] You go to the church, you kiss the cross You will be saved at any cost You have your own reality Christianity You spend your life just kissing ass A trait that's grown as time has passed You think the world will end today You praise the Lord, it's all you say Jesus saves, listen to you pray You think you'll see the pearly gates When death takes you away For all respect you cannot lust In an invisible man you place your trust Indirect dependency Eternal attempt at amnesty He will decide who lives and dies Depopulate Satanas rise You will be an accessory Irreverence and blasphemy [LEAD: KING] Jesus saves, no need to pray The gates of pearl have turned to gold It seems you've lost your way [LEAD: HANNEMAN] Jesus saves, no words of praise No promised land to take you to There is no other way [LEAD: KING] jesus saves!
NYUK Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 carnival music plays loudly in the back ground.
txblueshee Posted October 24, 2006 Report Posted October 24, 2006 All this coming from a book back before they new the world was round.. burned your ass at the stake b/c three people said you were a witch.... Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers :: ... Mike
Rustbag Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 Didn't u know God came down and wrote the Bible??!! I mean come on, duh!
rkc Posted October 25, 2006 Report Posted October 25, 2006 All this coming from a book back before they new the world was round.. burned your ass at the stake b/c three people said you were a witch.... Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers :: ... Mike Mike, Put down the beer, sober up and gather your thoughts. Then compose an insult that has continuity coherency and relevancy. If you really think you're smart enough to discern others mentality come back and go toe to toe with me...... I'm your huckelberry! Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and next time I want to hear from one I'll fart. Didn't u know God came down and wrote the Bible??!! I mean come on, duh! Rusty thought God said he was passing out trains, when he really said brains :yelrotflmao:
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