helldriver Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 (edited) ahahah then bible assholes can NOT answer any question put before them all 04 le does is hide behind usless bible quotes :yelrotflmao: Jesus Lied About Prayer Jesus is quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask for anything through prayer and receive it. He even goes so far as to say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by praying for it. This is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie by any believer. Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity right away. Or better yet ask God to move the mountains behind my house. He could make a lot of converts that way Here are the quotes from Jesus that proves that he lied: And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen. "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS) Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS) Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB) Edited October 9, 2006 by helldriver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkc Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Matt. 4:7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. God knows what you have need of before you even ask. God defines the terms. God does not act on your every whim. I do know that Jesus was right about moving mountains, we can do that, I have faith. Entire landscapes are altered all the time. Get enough Cat equipment on the job and it's done in relatively no time at all. Where there is a will there is a way. 33For the bread of God is he which cometh down from heaven, and giveth life unto the world. 34Then said they unto him, Lord, evermore give us this bread. 35And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst. 36But I said unto you, That ye also have seen me, and believe not. 37All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out. 38For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me. 39And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day. 40And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day. Good intelligent answer 04le. Of course It has to be HIS will. This is a perfect example how many cults are founded. Take scripture, totally separate ( noncontinuity) it from the rest of the bible and build in into an empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 ahahah then bible assholes can NOT answer any question put before them youre such a hypocrite loser. you dont answer anyone's questions, ever. cause youre a FAKE. and you have no backbone. and if you think youre offending anyone, think again. you arent intelligent enough or respected enough for anyone to care about anything you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helldriver Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 (edited) brookie, if anybody here is FAKE ITS YOU,, you are a self proclamed BAD ASS,, when you NEVEr gave an answer as to what one is, I have answered and wil answer ANY question you ask, and if i havent,, shoot away and i have pisssed off more than few peopl;e here,a nd your post is proof of that so as long as you contunie to post to me,, i will contine to do what ive been doing, weather you like it or not,, and i prefer if you dont like it Edited October 9, 2006 by helldriver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 brookie, if anybody here is FAKE ITS YOU,, you are a self proclamed BAD ASS,, when you NEVEr gave an answer as to what one is, I have answered and wil answer ANY question you ask, and if i havent,, shoot away and i have pisssed off more than few peopl;e here,a nd your post is proof of that so as long as you contunie to post to me,, i will contine to do what ive been doing, weather you like it or not,, and i prefer if you dont like it idiot. i never said i was a bad ass. youre still too dumb to get that insult. go back and read a few pages, youll see the questions you havent answered. you havent pissed off anyone. we all just keep laughing at what an idiot you are, and post so we can make fun of you more. dance puppet, dance!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helldriver Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 (edited) you said you were more of a bad ass than i was,,, even thoug i never said I was one,, nor do i know what oje is,,, I even gave you an exapmle of what I thought onw was,, and you said I was wrong,, so i assumed you knew what one was,,, but you cant answer that, i mean if you know what one isnt, than you should know what one is,, right? i'll guess i'll never know :shrug: im not going back and reading,, i move foward , not backward, if you have a question , ask it,, or shut you ball washer :woot: and again as long as your laughing, dont matter if you laugh with me or at me,,, im making you laugh and you stealing my lines about the puppet,,, sad, really sad Edited October 9, 2006 by helldriver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 you said you were more of a bad ass than i was,,, even thoug i never said I was one,, nor do i know what oje is,,, I even gave you an exapmle of what I thought onw was,, and you said I was wrong,, so i assumed you knew what one was,,, but you cant answer that, i mean if you know what one isnt, than you should know what one is,, right? i'll guess i'll never know :shrug: im not going back and reading,, i move foward , not backward, if you have a question , ask it,, or shut you ball washer :woot: and again as long as your laughing, dont matter if you laugh with me or at me,,, im making you laugh and you stealing my lines about the puppet,,, sad, really sad im not stealing your line, im making fun of your line, you idiot. again, too dumb to understand when youre being insulted. and you arent making me laugh, 04le is making me laugh, blue deuce is making me laugh, rkc is making me laugh, push the throttle is making me laugh, etc. the question i asked you which never got answered is this; are you a jew hater too? do you hate all religions or just christians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helldriver Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 i hate all equal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odaen Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 im not stealing your line, im making fun of your line, you idiot. again, too dumb to understand when youre being insulted. and you arent making me laugh, 04le is making me laugh, blue deuce is making me laugh, rkc is making me laugh, push the throttle is making me laugh, etc. the question i asked you which never got answered is this; are you a jew hater too? do you hate all religions or just christians? where's the love? :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 where's the love? :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helldriver Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 I LOVE Brookie :yelrotflmao: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgandy Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 and if christianity is right,, then what aboutt he jews, or the musluims, or the buddas? they all think they are right? religon has caused more deaths than any thing else combined,, and they all fight about who is right true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 and if christianity is right,, then what aboutt he jews, or the musluims, or the buddas? they all think they are right? religon has caused more deaths than any thing else combined,, and they all fight about who is right true nice textbook argument against religion. but the majority of people in this world are religious, and the majority of religious people are good people, just working on living a good life in accordance to their god. whats so wrong with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 I have answered and wil answer ANY question you ask, and if i havent,, shoot away How many poles have you smoked? Who molested you? Is your aunt also your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helldriver Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 i duuno push the cock, how many street corners has your whore of a mother worked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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