PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060420/ap_on_...wBHNlYwN5bmNhdA SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - A Salvadoran woman was detained after she tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina into the country's main prison, authorities said Wednesday. Officials subsequently raised the security level at jails across the country, prison system spokesman Alberto Uribe said, adding the discovery showed "the inmates are planning something." Lidia Alvarado, 44, was found hiding a cylinder containing the weapon and the drugs, as she entered La Esperanza prison on the northeastern outskirts of the capital of San Salvador, Uribe said. She was turned over to police and charged with illegal weapons possession and drug trafficking, he said. Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition. Alvarado was visiting two inmates, serving 25 and 30 years. Each had been convicted of rape, robbery and illegal arms possession. Prison Director Wilson Galeas was quoted by the daily newspaper La Prensa Grafica as saying it was not the first time Alvarado had visited the two convicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 A fucking grenade??? Wow Talk about a gaping hole, she must be a slip and slide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipebomb Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 like the freakin' Holland tunnel. Haloo.............haloo..............haloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 owww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastbanshee8 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Help me find the keys, and we will drive out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayleigh Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 good god....use a purse not ur puss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tithead Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallrat Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Figure they had to catch it somehow. My guess is her thigh muscles weren't as good as she thought they were. Right now she's probably thinking, "I knew I should have bought the Original Thighmaster and not that South American ripoff!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayleigh Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Right now she's probably thinking, "I knew I should have bought the Original Thighmaster and not that South American ripoff!" 505366[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 wow, her snappin gyro musta been way loose, like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Wow...I guess who needs luggage when you can stuff just about anything in your snatch right? What if some horney inmate got her, started bangin on her and knocked the pin out of that grenade somehow. That'd be a show stopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sp1tekiller Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Wow...I guess who needs luggage when you can stuff just about anything in your snatch right? What if some horney inmate got her, started bangin on her and knocked the pin out of that grenade somehow. That'd be a show stopper. 505472[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalegoldston Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 What do you mean big snatch most weomen over18 and sexually active get a hand shoved up there by a doctor every year. Glad all I get is ...never mind not gonna go there. Guys over 45 no what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 What do you mean big snatch most weomen over18 and sexually active get a hand shoved up there by a doctor every year. Glad all I get is ...never mind not gonna go there. Guys over 45 no what I mean. 505752[/snapback] the doc doesnt shove his whole hand up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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