Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Yes its true. I was man handled by some horney mountain dog. I feel like I need to go burn my clothes and go cry in the shower. That dog would do shit like steal an unopened can of beer if someone left it out for a second, puncture it with his teeth and lap up the beer that would come out. I saw him steal a whole pound of butter out of someones truck once that was coming in from town. Crazy ass hillbilly 14 year old kid rapin dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
810darren Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 good deal hope you and your family enjoy your new crib.i want out of the city too.somewhere with a little land for me and my son to ride and its just to dam much noise at night enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 sweet Bro congrats on the sell and buy.............I suggest getting a good family dog..........Like a LAB........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txblueshee Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Congrats on gettin outa the ghetto john... as for a dog... You thought about a boxer? I have two of them and I swear it'd take the devil himself to back them down.... One of them spent all yesterday wrestling around with my 2 yr old cousin too .... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted April 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Congrats on gettin outa the ghetto john... as for a dog... You thought about a boxer? I have two of them and I swear it'd take the devil himself to back them down.... One of them spent all yesterday wrestling around with my 2 yr old cousin too ....Mike 506042[/snapback] lol, it`s not a ghetto yet where i live. but it will be soon.i had a boxer and a german sheppard years ago. i love both types of dog, but a bandog or something similar will be next.a boxer is not out of the question.but i need a dog bred for protection, i work a 12 hour night shift and probably will for the next 20 years.so i need a dog ,that when someone sees it at my house, they think to themselves"I AIN`T GOING NEAR THAT FUCKIN HOUSE,THAT`S FOR DAMN SURE. ones like jeffs dogs.i seen his puppy and if i were the mailman,i would buy a wrist rocket and shoot his mail somewhere just near his house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txblueshee Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 lol, it`s not a ghetto yet where i live. but it will be soon.i had a boxer and a german sheppard years ago. i love both types of dog, but a bandog or something similar will be next.a boxer is not out of the question.but i need a dog bred for protection, i work a 12 hour night shift and probably will for the next 20 years.so i need a dog ,that when someone sees it at my house, they think to themselves"I AIN`T GOING NEAR THAT FUCKIN HOUSE,THAT`S FOR DAMN SURE. ones like jeffs dogs.i seen his puppy and if i were the mailman,i would buy a wrist rocket and shoot his mail somewhere just near his house. 506045[/snapback] LMAO... I would say pit but in most cases it makes your insurance go up.... Edit: THese pics are huge... i'll delete em shortly...... deleted. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 .i seen his puppy and if i were the mailman,i would buy a wrist rocket and shoot his mail somewhere just near his house. 506045[/snapback] when i was younger, we had a jack russell terrior....smartest and meanest dog ive evern been around. the UPS man maced it once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipebomb Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 LMAO... I would say pit but in most cases it makes your insurance go up.... Edit: THese pics are huge... i'll delete em shortly...... deleted. Mike 506052[/snapback] yeah it might. there's a big to-do in my area about that right now. I got a neighbor w/ a 12 year old Rottie and his insurance company wants to jack up his rates cause he has "an aggressive breed". the damn dog is 12 yrs old and shaped like a barrel(a fat mofo.). the poor dog gets worn out walking from the living room to the kitchen(about 100 ft) to eat. when it does growl, it's like Grrr, then looks at you like to say "Ah Fugit, whats the point" and walks away. yeah, that dogs a real threat to anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 ones like jeffs dogs.i seen his puppy and if i were the mailman,i would buy a wrist rocket and shoot his mail somewhere just near his house. 506045[/snapback] See the damn mail man drive by at 80 miles per hour with these bills and letters n shit flying from the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipebomb Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 See the damn mail man drive by at 80 miles per hour with these bills and letters n shit flying from the window. 506125[/snapback] Like in Funny Farm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomey Banshee Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 See the damn mail man drive by at 80 miles per hour with these bills and letters n shit flying from the window. 506125[/snapback] Or better yet, watch the mailman stop his truck, walk to the back, open the rear doors, throw on the gear an attack dog trainer does and kinda sashe up to the mailbox with the dog biting the shit outta him. I would pay to see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinner Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Or better yet, watch the mailman stop his truck, walk to the back, open the rear doors, throw on the gear an attack dog trainer does and kinda sashe up to the mailbox with the dog biting the shit outta him. I would pay to see that. 506137[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 the damn dog is 12 yrs old and shaped like a barrel(a fat mofo.). the poor dog gets worn out walking from the living room to the kitchen(about 100 ft) to eat. when it does growl, it's like Grrr, then looks at you like to say "Ah Fugit, whats the point" and walks away. yeah, that dogs a real threat to anyone. That was funny. Good luck with the house John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Or better yet, watch the mailman stop his truck, walk to the back, open the rear doors, throw on the gear an attack dog trainer does and kinda sashe up to the mailbox with the dog biting the shit outta him. I would pay to see that. 506137[/snapback] I can see him getting all pumped up...YEAH GONNA DO THIS SHIT! gets his big foam arm thing on, helmet...big bag of mail. Then that dog takes his ass to the mat and drags him down the side walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 (edited) I can see him getting all pumped up...YEAH GONNA DO THIS SHIT! gets his big foam arm thing on, helmet...big bag of mail. Then that dog takes his ass to the mat and drags him down the side walk. 506278[/snapback] I've got one that "could" do it, but she would rather lick him until him and his bag of letters are soaked. Hert is mine looking fatter in the picture than she really is, yet looks just as lazy as she does in real life. The Boxer is a complete spaz, but a ggod dog also. SHe is 85 lbs but looks small next to the Mastiff. Edited April 23, 2006 by broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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