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I guess its against the law now to call a jackass a jackass......

 

Retards arent retards......

 

cant even call someone stupid nowadays.....some chick coulda thought he was smart....and by you calling him stupid....she wont get with him now because she thinks he's stupid because you said so and now she wont have his stupid baby that will grow up and try to sue people because they called them stupid.:

 

 

GOD THIS IS STUPID.....get a life you pansy.....sue me now if you want.....I'll have your ass so twisted upside down in litigation that you wont know whether to eat or shit because it'll be coming and going out of the same hole.

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:clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

I guess its against the law now to call a jackass a jackass......

 

Retards arent retards......

 

cant even call someone stupid nowadays.....some chick coulda thought he was smart....and by you calling him stupid....she wont get with him now because she thinks he's stupid because you said so and now she wont have his stupid baby that will grow up and try to sue people because they called them stupid.: 

GOD THIS IS STUPID.....get a life  you pansy.....sue me now if you want.....I'll have your ass so twisted upside down in litigation that you wont know whether to eat or shit because it'll be coming and going out of the same hole.

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Oh shit this threads funny!  :clap:

I believe this guy would like a pork sandwich from Mcdonalds.  :shrugani:  Thats just gross if you ask me.

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ATB my want that, but i think enFORCER wants a whaaa buger with some french cries

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In a previous thread, I announced my intention to anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. Naturally, this announcement caused Locogato11283 to mutter abuses befitting his education. Incidents like that truly demonstrate his level of intelligence. He used his powers as a moderator to delete some post, while leaving others and then quoting me out of context. Now why did he do this? Good question. Perhaps he is just an extremely spoiled child. When his Parents taught him to play games, did they let him win so you would be happy and not throw a temper tantrum in public like he is doing now? Does he have exceptionally large tear ducts? I have NEVER seen anyone cry as much as him! Animals in bear traps don't cry piss and moan like him. They just gnaw off their leg and move on.

Oh but not loco, he has to make a special piss and moan thread. Maybe Lee can start a kindergarten forum for you. It can be your own special forum.

The fact is, I drive right up in your back yard and hand out ass all day long. Go to Planet Sand and you can see video of me handing out ass last Saturday. Its in the (other places to ride forum) under (St. Joe State park) Never seen your 110lb ass anywhere.

Maybe that is why you have some weird type of obsession with me. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Locogato11283's chums are profoundly influenced by what he says and does. Not only that, but I wish to tell him that this serves as a reminder that his opposition to feudalism has been more rhetorical than substantive. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue.

Now seeing that this loco piss and moan thread is already 4 pages long, it would be nice if the responses were a bit more entertaining. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how unrestrained Locogato11283 and a few other's stupidity really is.

Oh and if you think you or anyone can make me lose my temper, then you are all much bigger cyber fools than I thought. To reiterate the main message of this letter, Locogato11283's half-measures are as shiftless as they are an insult to human intelligence.

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In a previous thread, I announced my intention to anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. Naturally, this announcement caused Locogato11283 to mutter abuses befitting his education. Incidents like that truly demonstrate his level of intelligence. He used his powers as a moderator to delete some post, while leaving others and then quoting me out of context. Now why did he do this? Good question. Perhaps he is just an extremely spoiled child. When his Parents taught him to play games, did they let him win so you would be happy and not throw a temper tantrum in public like he is doing now? Does he have exceptionally large tear ducts? I have NEVER seen anyone cry as much as him! Animals in bear traps don't cry piss and moan like him. They just gnaw off their leg and move on.

Oh but not loco, he has to make a special piss and moan thread. Maybe Lee can start a kindergarten forum for you. It can be your own special forum.

The fact is, I drive right up in your back yard and hand out ass all day long. Go to Planet Sand and you can see video of me handing out ass last Saturday. Its in the (other places to ride forum) under (St. Joe State park) Never seen your 110lb ass anywhere.

Maybe that is why you have some weird type of obsession with me. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Locogato11283's chums are profoundly influenced by what he says and does. Not only that, but I wish to tell him that this serves as a reminder that his opposition to feudalism has been more rhetorical than substantive. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue.

Now seeing that this loco piss and moan thread is already 4 pages long, it would be nice if the responses were a bit more entertaining. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how unrestrained Locogato11283 and a few other's stupidity really is.

Oh and if you think you or anyone can make me lose my temper, then you are all much bigger cyber fools than I thought. To reiterate the main message of this letter, Locogato11283's half-measures are as shiftless as they are an insult to human intelligence.

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Wahhh Wahhh Wahhh :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

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In a previous thread, I announced my intention to anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. Naturally, this announcement caused Locogato11283 to mutter abuses befitting his education. Incidents like that truly demonstrate his level of intelligence. He used his powers as a moderator to delete some post, while leaving others and then quoting me out of context. Now why did he do this? Good question. Perhaps he is just an extremely spoiled child. When his Parents taught him to play games, did they let him win so you would be happy and not throw a temper tantrum in public like he is doing now? Does he have exceptionally large tear ducts? I have NEVER seen anyone cry as much as him! Animals in bear traps don't cry piss and moan like him. They just gnaw off their leg and move on.

Oh but not loco, he has to make a special piss and moan thread. Maybe Lee can start a kindergarten forum for you. It can be your own special forum.

The fact is, I drive right up in your back yard and hand out ass all day long. Go to Planet Sand and you can see video of me handing out ass last Saturday. Its in the (other places to ride forum) under (St. Joe State park) Never seen your 110lb ass anywhere.

Maybe that is why you have some weird type of obsession with me. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Locogato11283's chums are profoundly influenced by what he says and does. Not only that, but I wish to tell him that this serves as a reminder that his opposition to feudalism has been more rhetorical than substantive. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue.

Now seeing that this loco piss and moan thread is already 4 pages long, it would be nice if the responses were a bit more entertaining. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how unrestrained Locogato11283 and a few other's stupidity really is.

Oh and if you think you or anyone can make me lose my temper, then you are all much bigger cyber fools than I thought. To reiterate the main message of this letter, Locogato11283's half-measures are as shiftless as they are an insult to human intelligence.

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Did you threaten to sue the bansheehq or any of its members ??

 

 

And another thing......

 

"anneal discourse with honesty"....

 

"this serves as a reminder that his opposition to feudalism has been more rhetorical than substantive." ....

 

"a generally genteel person"....

 

"Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how unrestrained"

 

"To reiterate the main message"

 

Who the hell talks like this ?? Let me clue you in on something, when dudes whip out the big words like this, you just look silly. It looks like your trying to impress folks with your mastery of the english language. Fuckin 'mastery" aint even a word and I don't care :P . Talk like a human being and not like a dude trying to strut his big brain. ;)

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Who the hell talks like this ??  Let me clue you in on something, when dudes whip out the big words like this, you just look silly. It looks like your trying to impress folks with your mastery of the english language.  Fuckin 'mastery" aint even a word and I don't care :P .  Talk like a human being and not like a dude trying to strut his big brain. ;)

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That's cool. I'll get the big crayon back out for the little one's

I forgot some of you can't read past the first grade level.

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when dudes whip out the big words like this, you just look silly.

 

Amen Meat! The ol' "I'll show em how smart I am by writing something they can't understand" routine. As it turns out, I do understand, as do many of us, and we don't even need a dictionary. So quit with the flowery banter attempting to belittle us commonfolk.

 

Look around you man. Its an internet forum. There was no test to get in, no entrance fee, and there's no penalty for leaving. If this place bothers you so much because of all the "9 year olds" that hang out here, then move on.

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That's cool. I'll get the big crayon back out for the little one's

I forgot some of you can't read past the first grade level.

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the quote goes something like .... "keep it simple, stupid".

 

So are you gonna sue the forum :rotflmao: ?

Are you a lawer :unsure: ?

Will Lee go to jail :o ?

Will everyone here get fines :cry: ?

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the quote goes something like .... "keep it simple, stupid".

 

So are you gonna sue the forum :rotflmao: ?

Are you a lawer  :unsure: ?

Will Lee go to jail  :o ?

Will everyone here get fines  :cry: ?

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OK I will keep it simple.

Am I a Lawyer? Does it really matter?

Will Lee go to jail? No, Lee has nothing to worry about. He is not responsible for the post made by loco or loco's actions. Libel is civil anyway, people do not go to jail. Their wallet just gets lighter.

Will everyone on here get fines? Only if they start giving out fines for stupidity.

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OK I will keep it simple.

Am I a Lawyer? Does it really matter?

Will Lee go to jail? No, Lee has nothing to worry about. He is not responsible for the post made by loco or loco's actions. Libel is civil anyway, people do not go to jail. Their wallet just gets lighter.

Will everyone on here get fines? Only if they start giving out fines for stupidity.

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So your sayin.....

Your a lawyer, Lee's not going to jail and you would get a "stupidity fine" if they started giving them out.

 

enForcer bud, lighten up and don't threaten to sue anyone, thats the most pussy thing anyone can do in a situation like yours\Loco's. Totally not cool. You uderstand that ? Lets all just chill out and fight nice.

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