Robert Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Smashing car windows Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said. Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said. The occupants were not home, he added. Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said. "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said. Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said. "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said. Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works. "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. um... wha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomey Banshee Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 I'm thinking this should be moved to the "ever been a bit too drunk" thread a few below here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted March 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you through police custody and emergency surgery, it's yours forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you through police custody and emergency surgery, it's yours forever. 488607[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350TwinDeathBed Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you through police custody and emergency surgery, it's yours forever. 488607[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Damn, Bigred gets banned and takes it this far Or was this Hotrod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 I hope the doctors re-attached it upside down and considerably shorter. What is wrong with people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Damn, Bigred gets banned and takes it this far Or was this Hotrod 488629[/snapback] WTH is it w/ people dismembering their member... I heard about a soccer player who cut his off and then went into a bar holding it, then passed out. I think he was playing either for or against Wales for a championship... it was a bet lost, but he took it too far. For the record though, btw, Bigred350 was not banned. The only one banned was hotrod (and his aliases, variations of hotrod...) -L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 I'm thinking this should be moved to the "ever been a bit too drunk" thread a few below here. 488602[/snapback] He must have been cocked or...........was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketboy Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 i wonder if he was like scarface: as they broke into his house he was shouting "say hello to my little friend " and then tossed his peter at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WALLACE84 Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 (edited) That guy has to have some serious problems to cut his dick off. It sucks for him I guess cause he wont be able to do this Edited March 18, 2006 by WALLACE84 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomey Banshee Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 i wonder if he was like scarface: as they broke into his house he was shouting "say hello to my little friend " and then tossed his peter at them 488688[/snapback] BAAAWWWWWHHAAAAWWWWW. See now THATS funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRed350x Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 (edited) Damn, Bigred gets banned and takes it this far Or was this Hotrod 488629[/snapback] I'm not banned. As for all the comments about me after I left, it makes me glad I did. I do come back from time to time to check PM's from people I actually care about. I also didn't hack anyone, and my profile wasn't removed by lee, as you can tell by me posting this. As for the comment that I have been here reading that post every night, that's a bunch of bullshit, since I have been out of town on business without computer access, so it would be rather difficult for me to be looking at all the comments in that particular thread. Something like that lets you know how people feel about you, but would never tell you up front. I'm just glad I won't be frequenting this board much any more after what people had to say. To my friends... I have contacted you and let you all know how to get a hold of me. Bye Bye Edited March 18, 2006 by BigRed350x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomey Banshee Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 And these are the days of our lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 im gonna cut mine off and demand they add at least 4 inches when they put it back on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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