MDS2106 Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 How many men does it take to open a beer? None It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------ Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefreestyler Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 haha thats priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.6i Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Might want to choose you're audience wisely saying a few of those!LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tithead Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Might want to choose you're audience wisely saying a few of those!LOL! 484315[/snapback] i was thinking the same LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 I'm going to save those so I can tell them to my wifes uppity friend the next time I see her. Maybe I'll just text them to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Im making copies That should be titled WHY I AM A LESBIAN Speaking of Women-come on BROOKE,no way in hell are you gonna let this live.Come on Baby-eat him up,chew him good and spit em out-Go get him GIRL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Im making copies That should be titled WHY I AM A LESBIAN Speaking of Women-come on BROOKE,no way in hell are you gonna let this live.Come on Baby-eat him up,chew him good and spit em out-Go get him GIRL 484348[/snapback] She can't post right now, she's getting me a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 You think so,she is WORST than a Male chauvanist pig---and please get her some wedding cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight_ripper Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 i get so much spam every day and Ive never seen that one. that shit is classic. Im sending it out to as many people as I know right now. women are always sending out girly ones like this bashing guys. but you never see these. that rocks. and true dat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave95.1 Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 She can't post right now, she's getting me a beer. 484352[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketboy Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 what is the useless outer skin surrounding the vagina? the woman ---------------------- what is the first thing a woman does when she gets out of a battered womans shelter? the dishes if she knows whats good for her . -------------------------- what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes ? nothing ,you already told her twice . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banshee17Racing Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 LMAO. Those are all good. But the GF didn't really think so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 I always liked that list. It gets funnier every time I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayleigh Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 oh man....i admit a few of those were half witty.... but it's even more humorous that u all r only dissing urselves in the subcontext. because... we're spitting in the beer we open for u poison the dinner we cook u and go to ur friend for the great sex i had to say something for us gals. but yea those were pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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