OH MY GOD, HES GOT A GUN!

[RIPPEN]

Yessir, yessir, you just typed the words right outta my mouth. 

Make it a family outing, gotta make sure Bill and Chelsie are there too.

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As long as its a grenade launcher instead of a shotgun...

 

RIPPEN

[Cotton eyed Joe]

Yessir, yessir, you just typed the words right outta my mouth. 

Make it a family outing, gotta make sure Bill and Chelsie are there too.

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Thats kinda what I was thinking. Take all of them, Ted Kennedy, that Ketchup Queen Kerry and his loudmouth ignoramous wife/meal ticket, Hanoi Jane, al-Franken, al-Gore, Dean, Affleck/Damon, Robbins/Sarrandon and all go a huntin.

 

Give them about a 4 minute head start. And I don't think they should use 28ga bird shot. All it would do is sting.

 

You could flush them out of the brush by doing the Dem call "I have a plan" or something like that. "There's a better way" would get most of them flushed out and on the run.

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

 

 

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

 

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

 

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

 

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

 

6. "I love to shoot people"

 

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

 

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

 

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

 

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

 

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

I think #4 was the best.

[wesw]