RNBRAD Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 The difference between the left and the right. An easy to understand explanation.of......... The difference between the left and the right One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber ! again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful." Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friend, illustrates the fundamental difference between the left and the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPEN Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Thats Great Sure that will be a big hit RIPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Brad....im impressed. suddenly im feeling very fond of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 So true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted January 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Brad....im impressed. suddenly im feeling very fond of you. 462124[/snapback] I think someone hi-jacked Brooke's computer. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRed350x Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 That was great, I am sharing that with everyone at work today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 I think someone hi-jacked Brooke's computer. lol 462164[/snapback] no no that was me. shocking, i know. its grossly easy to get on my good side. only takes one of three things; 1. say something anti democrat or pro republican 2. make me laugh 3. tell me im pretty you nailed two out of three. women really arent that complicated. about as complicated as you men are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted January 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 no no that was me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 no no that was me. shocking, i know. its grossly easy to get on my good side. only takes one of three things; 1. say something anti democrat or pro republican 2. make me laugh 3. tell me im pretty you nailed two out of three. women really arent that complicated. about as complicated as you men are. 462310[/snapback] go republicans why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. youre pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Hopefully our relationship will continue on this exalted apogee of chumminess or redeemed pinnacle of intamcy. Is pretty bitch a neutral comment? J/K 462453[/snapback] hehe you can call me a pretty bitch. blue deuce calls me a hot little slut. i like the abuse. heres another joke for you Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or Oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted January 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 That's a good one, I got to send that to a few people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPEN Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Thats so funny and TRUE Brooke RIPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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