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Much like the introduction to an IMAX film, the Segway engineers boast about the inherent inefficiencies of their "innovation:" redundant sensors, microprocessors, and controller boards that cost a fortune, and all for what? A balancing act? Well I came up with an innovation of my own that will help balance a Segway without years of research and millions of dollars invested in obscure technology. The secret?

 

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Much like the introduction to an IMAX film, the Segway engineers boast about the inherent inefficiencies of their "innovation:" redundant sensors, microprocessors, and controller boards that cost a fortune, and all for what? A balancing act? Well I came up with an innovation of my own that will help balance a Segway without years of research and millions of dollars invested in obscure technology. The secret?

 

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SHEAR GENIUS!

 

Whooda thunk that a $40 castor would make all of those sensors and gyro's useless.

 

I'm gonna go put a 5th wheel on my banshee right now.

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SHEAR GENIUS!

 

Whooda thunk that a $40 castor would make all of those sensors and gyro's useless.

 

I'm gonna go put a 5th wheel on my banshee right now.

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if 3 is good wouldn't 4 be better....a segway quad!

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You guys are shot, but I could barely keep the tears in from laughing so much!

 

By the way I still can't believe no one put this caption up. "This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this."

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