Brooke Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 i got my dick sucked till my knees were shaking, then a nice long back rub and my favorite, beef and bean burritos baked in red sauce, with green serano pepper salsa for dinner....... the best part was watching my kids open the xbox 360, my dog ate the cookies the kids left for santa and then puked on the living room carpet, then the kids waxed my black car and it cost me 200 bucks to get the swirls buffed outta the paint, it was a great christmas 455245[/snapback] i always wondered what a rich bastard such as yourself would get for xmas or bdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 i got my dick sucked till my knees were shaking, then a nice long back rub and my favorite, beef and bean burritos baked in red sauce, with green serano pepper salsa for dinner....... the best part was watching my kids open the xbox 360, my dog ate the cookies the kids left for santa and then puked on the living room carpet, then the kids waxed my black car and it cost me 200 bucks to get the swirls buffed outta the paint, it was a great christmas 455245[/snapback] im young so forgive me for being ignorant but i still dont understand how watching your kids open a cool gift is fun. i hope i grow out of it or my kids will not have many toys. well theyll have toys but ill be playing with them. could you please explain to me what makes it so fun? i understand the bj part and the burritos. just not the joy of kids part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 im young so forgive me for being ignorant but i still dont understand how watching your kids open a cool gift is fun. i hope i grow out of it or my kids will not have many toys. well theyll have toys but ill be playing with them. could you please explain to me what makes it so fun? i understand the bj part and the burritos. just not the joy of kids part. 455256[/snapback] o man ok i dont have kids, but i have young nieces, and hell, ive had a boyfriend or two in my day, and its always awesome to see the look on their face when they get something they think is just awesome. why? i donno. cause you were able to make someone happy. ..: insert dirty joke here :.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 im young so forgive me for being ignorant but i still dont understand how watching your kids open a cool gift is fun. i hope i grow out of it or my kids will not have many toys. well theyll have toys but ill be playing with them. could you please explain to me what makes it so fun? i understand the bj part and the burritos. just not the joy of kids part. 455256[/snapback] well when you have a little guy thats your spitting image, you kinda just adore the little prick, its like reliving all the lies and bullshit you came up with at 11, and my 9 year old girl, well shes my baby, she walks on water with me but her and her mom go at it constantly, my son tells me with those 2 women in the house he's "out gunned" its hard to explain you gotta just try it.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 (edited) i always wondered what a rich bastard such as yourself would get for xmas or bdays. 455252[/snapback] somethings Brooke sweetheart money just cant buy, ive spent the last 20 years teaching this girl how to suck a dick, and now its payday, and them fucking burrritos she makes, she soakes them in hot red sauce then bakes them with olives, cheese and jalepino's on top(shit im getting a woody just thinking about those burrito's) theres something about a girl draining your nuts then feeding you, you just cant put a price tag on it..... Honey Edited January 5, 2006 by Blue Duece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 well when you have a little guy thats your spitting image, you kinda just adore the little prick, its like reliving all the lies and bullshit you came up with at 11, and my 9 year old girl, well shes my baby, she walks on water with me but her and her mom go at it constantly, my son tells me with those 2 women in the house he's "out gunned" its hard to explain you gotta just try it.................. 455265[/snapback] you made having kids sound so much better than ive heard. i guess it will come to me over time. and brooke you dont count. your gender rules you out. which is a compliment. you dont have to worry about being self centered and egotistical like i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 somethings Brooke sweetheart money just cant buy, ive spent the last 20 years teaching this girl how to suck a dick, and now its payday, and them fucking burrritos she makes, she soakes them in hot red sauce then bakes them with olives, cheese and jalepno's on top(shit im getting a woody just thinking about those burrito's) theres something about a girl draining your nuts then feeding you, you just cant put a price tag on it..... Honey 455274[/snapback] i agree 110% those are the most fun gifts to give by far anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 you dont have to worry about being self centered and egotistical like i do. 455276[/snapback] HAHA you dont know me very well do you?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 HAHAyou dont know me very well do you?? 455281[/snapback] no i dont. so i guess i cant really say anything about you. i took for granted that because you are female that you are not self centered or egotistical when in fact you could be extremely egotistical and self centered but it wouldnt matter if you were because youre so damn sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 you could be extremely egotistical and self centered but it wouldnt matter if you were because youre so damn sexy. 455287[/snapback] i am, and i am, and i am, and i thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayleigh Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 i got the best xmas gift ever i met the coolest dude (hello DAN) who's teaching me the beauty that is a quad, specifically banshees...and now we've talked my dad into buying me a new quad! ...doesn't get better than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 you made having kids sound so much better than ive heard. 455276[/snapback] oh its not all shits and gigles dont get me wrong, you gotta raise em, but when your blasting down a trail on your shee and some little shit on a CR-85 zips by you cutting you off, taking your line, you catch up to him a 1/4 mile later and the litte prick yells "come on daaaad keep up" you'll know what im talking about................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcell43 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 FUN FUN, K My wife bought me a new AK-47 with a foldup stock, A new springfield 9mm for my CWL, a gun safe, xbox360 for me and my son, new tires for my truck and thats about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kb7kuh Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 52" HDTV and Satalite system upgrade to HDTV noe she said that she needs something to pry my ass of the couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookie_of_the_year Posted January 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 no i dont. so i guess i cant really say anything about you. i took for granted that because you are female that you are not self centered or egotistical when in fact you could be extremely egotistical and self centered but it wouldnt matter if you were because youre so damn sexy. 455287[/snapback] that was good (no offence intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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