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i got my dick sucked till my knees were shaking, then a nice long back rub and my favorite, beef and bean burritos baked in red sauce, with green serano pepper salsa for dinner....... the best part was watching my kids open the xbox 360, my dog ate the cookies the kids left for santa and then puked on the living room carpet, then the kids waxed my black car and it cost me 200 bucks to get the swirls buffed outta the paint, it was a great christmas

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i always wondered what a rich bastard such as yourself would get for xmas or bdays.

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i got my dick sucked till my knees were shaking, then a nice long back rub and my favorite, beef and bean burritos baked in red sauce, with green serano pepper salsa for dinner....... the best part was watching my kids open the xbox 360, my dog ate the cookies the kids left for santa and then puked on the living room carpet, then the kids waxed my black car and it cost me 200 bucks to get the swirls buffed outta the paint, it was a great christmas

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im young so forgive me for being ignorant but i still dont understand how watching your kids open a cool gift is fun. i hope i grow out of it or my kids will not have many toys. well theyll have toys but ill be playing with them. could you please explain to me what makes it so fun? i understand the bj part and the burritos. just not the joy of kids part.

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im young so forgive me for being ignorant but i still dont understand how watching your kids open a cool gift is fun.  i hope i grow out of it or my kids will not have many toys.  well theyll have toys but ill be playing with them.  could you please explain to me what makes it so fun?  i understand the bj part and the burritos.  just not the joy of kids part.

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o man

 

ok i dont have kids, but i have young nieces, and hell, ive had a boyfriend or two in my day, and its always awesome to see the look on their face when they get something they think is just awesome. why? i donno. cause you were able to make someone happy. :shrugani:

 

 

 

..: insert dirty joke here :..

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im young so forgive me for being ignorant but i still dont understand how watching your kids open a cool gift is fun.  i hope i grow out of it or my kids will not have many toys.  well theyll have toys but ill be playing with them.  could you please explain to me what makes it so fun?  i understand the bj part and the burritos.  just not the joy of kids part.

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well when you have a little guy thats your spitting image, you kinda just adore the little prick, its like reliving all the lies and bullshit you came up with at 11, and my 9 year old girl, well shes my baby, she walks on water with me but her and her mom go at it constantly, my son tells me with those 2 women in the house he's "out gunned" its hard to explain you gotta just try it.................. :cheers:

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:rotflmao:

 

i always wondered what a rich bastard such as yourself would get for xmas or bdays.

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somethings Brooke sweetheart money just cant buy, ive spent the last 20 years teaching this girl how to suck a dick, and now its payday, and them fucking burrritos she makes, she soakes them in hot red sauce then bakes them with olives, cheese and jalepino's on top(shit im getting a woody just thinking about those burrito's) theres something about a girl draining your nuts then feeding you, you just cant put a price tag on it..... :cheers: Honey

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well when you have a little guy thats your spitting image, you kinda just adore the little prick, its like reliving all the lies and bullshit you came up with at 11, and my 9 year old girl, well shes my baby, she walks on water with me but her and her mom go at it constantly, my son tells me with those 2 women in the house he's "out gunned" its hard to explain you gotta just try it.................. :cheers:

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you made having kids sound so much better than ive heard. i guess it will come to me over time. and brooke you dont count. your gender rules you out. which is a compliment. you dont have to worry about being self centered and egotistical like i do.

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somethings Brooke sweetheart money just cant buy, ive spent the last 20 years teaching this girl how to suck a dick, and now its payday, and them fucking burrritos she makes, she soakes them in hot red sauce then bakes them with olives, cheese and jalepno's on top(shit im getting a woody just thinking about those burrito's) theres something about a girl draining your nuts then feeding you, you just cant put a price tag on it..... :cheers:  Honey

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i agree 110% :cheers:

those are the most fun gifts to give by far anyways.

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HAHA

you dont know me very well do you??

 

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no i dont. so i guess i cant really say anything about you. i took for granted that because you are female that you are not self centered or egotistical when in fact you could be extremely egotistical and self centered but it wouldnt matter if you were because youre so damn sexy. :shrugani:

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i got the best xmas gift ever

 

i met the coolest dude (hello DAN) who's teaching me the beauty that is a quad, specifically banshees...and now we've talked my dad into buying me a new quad!

 

...doesn't get better than that

 

:rolleyes::rotflmao:

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you made having kids sound so much better than ive heard.

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oh its not all shits and gigles dont get me wrong, you gotta raise em, but when your blasting down a trail on your shee and some little shit on a CR-85 zips by you cutting you off, taking your line, you catch up to him a 1/4 mile later and the litte prick yells "come on daaaad keep up" you'll know what im talking about................. :cheers:

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no i dont.  so i guess i cant really say anything about you.  i took for granted that because you are female that you are not self centered or egotistical when in fact you could be extremely egotistical and self centered but it wouldnt matter if you were because youre so damn sexy.  :shrugani:

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:rotflmao: that was good

 

 

(no offence intended)

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