Robert Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal. Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal. Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one. A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal and he's simply too exhausted to remain awake for very long periods of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycoracer911 Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 after reading this i suddenly got really hungrey... lol nice one man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 ha good ones.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gargamel Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 You know I've been saying some of that to my wife for years Now get in the kitchen and make me a pot pie woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Haha, that was hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 You know I've been saying some of that to my wife for years Now get in the kitchen and make me a pot pie woman 453168[/snapback] After I had been joking around with my wife about her possibly getting me a few dozen bj's for christmas she says "I guess I could learn to like it that much." Then I cleverly retorted before I could shut my mind-mouth connection down..."WELL SCHOOL STARTS IN 15 MINUTES BITCH!" hehe. Anyone need a roommate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 After I had been joking around with my wife about her possibly getting me a few dozen bj's for christmas she says "I guess I could learn to like it that much."Then I cleverly retorted before I could shut my mind-mouth connection down..."WELL SCHOOL STARTS IN 15 MINUTES BITCH!" hehe. Anyone need a roommate? 453179[/snapback] haha thats pretty funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motoman991 Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 this is some funny shit, i am goin to show this to my girl friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 After I had been joking around with my wife about her possibly getting me a few dozen bj's for christmas she says "I guess I could learn to like it that much."Then I cleverly retorted before I could shut my mind-mouth connection down..."WELL SCHOOL STARTS IN 15 MINUTES BITCH!" hehe. Anyone need a roommate? 453179[/snapback] BAHAHAHAHAHAHA why is it that guys want to eat pussy like its goin out of style, but most chicks hate giving head??? i never understood that. ...uhh sorry i guess thats kinda off topic sort of. but i really have always found that odd. i asked one of my female friends why she refused to give her, now husband, head, and she was all "eww they pee from there" ....WTF i was like, "umm uhhh... " im pretty sure thats not the widespread reason, so im still curious. i need to get the other girls on this site to chime in.... DUNE GIRL, SHEE DEVIL....your thoughts? this thread could get interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA why is it that guys want to eat pussy like its goin out of style, but most chicks hate giving head??? i never understood that. ...uhh sorry i guess thats kinda off topic sort of. but i really have always found that odd. i asked one of my female friends why she refused to give her, now husband, head, and she was all "eww they pee from there" ....WTF i was like, "umm uhhh... " im pretty sure thats not the widespread reason, so im still curious. i need to get the other girls on this site to chime in.... DUNE GIRL, SHEE DEVIL....your thoughts? this thread could get interesting 453210[/snapback] Must be your Demographics, cause that is definitely not the case for women in my area. They love doing it, even talk about it like it's common place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Must be your Demographics, cause that is definitely not the case for women in my area. They love doing it, even talk about it like it's common place. 453261[/snapback] so all your buddies have no problem getting head from their wives/girlfriends? seems to be a common joke, the whole not getting head thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNBRAD Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 so all your buddies have no problem getting head from their wives/girlfriends? seems to be a common joke, the whole not getting head thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre03 Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Hahaha My wife is gonna see this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txblueshee Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA why is it that guys want to eat pussy like its goin out of style, but most chicks hate giving head??? i never understood that. ...uhh sorry i guess thats kinda off topic sort of. but i really have always found that odd. i asked one of my female friends why she refused to give her, now husband, head, and she was all "eww they pee from there" ....WTF i was like, "umm uhhh... " im pretty sure thats not the widespread reason, so im still curious. i need to get the other girls on this site to chime in.... DUNE GIRL, SHEE DEVIL....your thoughts? this thread could get interesting 453210[/snapback] I tried tellin my girl that it's the only way to prevent cancer.... She doesn't believe me ... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Well I think it's kind of like a disatisfied customer will tell 10 people and a satisfied will tell maybe one, I dunno. As far as getting head, has never been a problem with anyone I know, including myself. I have worked with many females over the years, being my field is 95% female, and many of them as well have never talked in disgust about it when in conversation. They tend to share more info than I need to know about their husbands and BF's. BTW: Maybe it's our age difference, not sure. Just seems to me older women are more sexually experienced and more open to different idea's as well, or more open to experiment sexually than younger women. Maybe another topic. 453275[/snapback] yea age may have something to do with it. or maybe my small group of female friends are all a bunch of prudes. i know all my guy friends girlfriends are a bunch of prissy prudes, so i cant really go by what they do, or in this case, refuse to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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