SHEe DEVIL Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 A man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?" The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hilarious Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 That's funny. I love these joke threads. Dont mean to jack, yet another one...... A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those jerks deducted $95.00 in taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hittintrees srh Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Both are pretty damn cleaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 ha thats good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 soon to be classics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.6i Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 LOL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namshee Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 two good jokes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozosborne Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 The first one is real funny! The second one is good too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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