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i dont know aobut the rest of you...btu i wouldnt want friends fucking on a couch that i sit on just about everyday..thats just wrong...especially if it smeels like dirty pussy afterwards..

my dad always told me....theres only two things that smell like fish.....and one of them is fish :blink:

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...I was always told "if it smells like fish eat it but if it smells like cologne leave it alone" :confused:

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I drove my g freind home in the wagon and my best freind stayed at my house with his girl freind and when i came back 15 mins later they were fucking on my couch, so my freind said 15 mins, so i left and 15 mins later came back and he said 10 more mins. so i left agin. and he called me 10 mins later and said they were done so i went home and they had left but it smelled in the room they did it in!

IS THAT FUCKED UP OR WHAT?

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Fucked up... whatever... I call mouth :headbang: ...

 

 

Mike

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Yea thats not right because she should have brought a friend with her for you. I would tell them if I'm not getting laid.....nobody is on my couch. Not to be a cock-blocker but I have to get mine. :headbang:

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WORD :headbang:

 

Yeah man,sex should never smell like like bait or low tide at a nudist beach. :blink:

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:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

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