RNBRAD Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield 437410[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98bonerSTOCKshee Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 that would explain the fetish of windshield shitting I have been having lately.. God the HQ rocks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 So what's different from the flu and my everyday life? Something to do with following through on item six? difference from uge to just did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 hmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketboy Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 i got bird flu from choking my chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield 437410[/snapback] All of them but #6. Lately I've been pissing down the drivers side window of my neighbors car in the middle of the night. Just kind of pry the weather stripping out of the way with a screwdriver and have at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 - Old lady finds me in the frontyard buck nekkid squattin in the bird bath. - smacking into windows - pecked one of her eyes out -bringing sticks and leaves to bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banshee~ Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 - Old lady finds me in the frontyard buck nekkid squattin in the bird bath. - smacking into windows - pecked one of her eyes out -bringing sticks and leaves to bed 437449[/snapback] dont forget waiting in the park for old people to throw you bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Yeah,Yeah or cover the whole floor of my house with newspaper or fightin the seagulls(dumpducks) for frenchfries in a McDonalds parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23champ Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 I fed my ol' lady the worm last nite, if that counts for anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozosborne Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield 437410[/snapback] - Old lady finds me in the frontyard buck nekkid squattin in the bird bath. - smacking into windows - pecked one of her eyes out -bringing sticks and leaves to bed 437449[/snapback] You guys are funny as hell! ROTFLMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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