04ShEeLE Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 .....I'm sorry, what did you say? i was busy trying too hard to be different. 430631[/snapback] Oh damn! Did I just get told? That was pretty hot I must say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted October 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Oh damn! Did I just get told?That was pretty hot I must say! 430634[/snapback] if i lighten my hair and get a tan will you show me your prince albert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee04le Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 i like a cold bud too...but if your looking for a hot fine chic to last for 20 years........... she can..... A: see past the "i love you were soulmates" bullshit you tell her................ B:...she'll be bored to tears with you in 18 months and be freakin one of your buddies....C:....your dreams are of a chic that no one wants but you......I.E. a FATTIE.........P.S......if your doing a fine chick for more than 2 years your A: rich as freak....... B: hung like a horse or C: both......any variations, mean shes ugly as sin to everyone else but you, because A: she's your first piece of ass B:you dont get offers to ball everyday like a fine chic does and C: your lucky to be getting laid period, and when a chic tells you to jump you ask her "how high" ...............so to her your just a pussie that will come and fix her flat tire for her, so she can go out with her girl friends and find some exciting hot guy to freak, who wont give her the time of day (cause (bingo) he can go out and get laid, and you cant)................ 430625[/snapback] So how come you haven't kicked your old lady to the curb and upgraded to the new improved model Deuce? You got the loot. Oh yeah, I remember why...because your old lady...how did you put it...oh yeah, wakes you up "dick first at 6:00am and then I drink coffee till 9:00am...beer until noon...then I take the banshee out and ride until about 3:00...come home and take a nap until 6:00 when the old lady wakes me up dick first again...then she cooks me dinner...". Your my hero dude Drink coffee till 9am, beer until noon.... And pale skin chicks with dark hair are definitely beautiful, without excessive eyeliner that is. I mean it's ok for this time of year if you want to dress up like morticia I guess. And for those who do appreciate the goth look, I would think that a dis-service has been rendered by a group who would call themselves the sucide girls. What is that, a cry for help? I'll help but you have to lighten your shade of makeup a little and put on a smile . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txblueshee Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 i like a cold bud too...but if your looking for a hot fine chic to last for 20 years........... she can..... A: see past the "i love you were soulmates" bullshit you tell her................ B:...she'll be bored to tears with you in 18 months and be freakin one of your buddies....C:....your dreams are of a chic that no one wants but you......I.E. a FATTIE.........P.S......if your doing a fine chick for more than 2 years your A: rich as freak....... B: hung like a horse or C: both......any variations, mean shes ugly as sin to everyone else but you, because A: she's your first piece of ass B:you dont get offers to ball everyday like a fine chic does and C: your lucky to be getting laid period, and when a chic tells you to jump you ask her "how high" ...............so to her your just a pussie that will come and fix her flat tire for her, so she can go out with her girl friends and find some exciting hot guy to freak, who wont give her the time of day (cause (bingo) he can go out and get laid, and you cant)................ 430625[/snapback] I can get some trim anytime I want to.. guess those bicep implants are really paying off .... Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyBoy Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Good work dumbass, you make this too easy... Let's see, does your town meet hick criteria? Less population than Glamis on a good weekend? Check. Known hicks in the area? Check. Jeremy "the hick" Schell is from Missouri. Hick references such as sex with a family member? Check, you accused that one yourself. Step away from the farm animal and accept your hickhood. Sheesh, I just got home from a bike night with over 1,000 people there. Try that in Missouri. Except for the Branson snowbird festival, that isn't happening. And I thought the internet was supposed to open the minds of those who didn't normally see outside their sphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee04le Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 And I thought the internet was supposed to open the minds of those who didn't normally see outside their sphere. 430664[/snapback] Well it obviously hasn't worked for you MonkeyBoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namshee Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Hey, they are ALL GOOD... After the makeup is washed off.... and Brooke AKA scary mary - you are beautiful........you know you are.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Good work dumbass, you make this too easy... Let's see, does your town meet hick criteria? Less population than Glamis on a good weekend? Check. Known hicks in the area? Check. Jeremy "the hick" Schell is from Missouri. Hick references such as sex with a family member? Check, you accused that one yourself. Step away from the farm animal and accept your hickhood. Sheesh, I just got home from a bike night with over 1,000 people there. Try that in Missouri. Except for the Branson snowbird festival, that isn't happening. And I thought the internet was supposed to open the minds of those who didn't normally see outside their sphere. 430664[/snapback] umm what?? step away from the crack pipe man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducman Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 MonkeyBoy Which one of your parents was a monkey? I'm guessing your dad was the zoo keeper at the chimpanzee house and thats why you like to crap in your hand and fling it people randomly, like in this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04ShEeLE Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 if i lighten my hair and get a tan will you show me your prince albert? 430638[/snapback] Hmm... I see we have a pic trader on our hands! I'll show you mine if you show me your's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Duece Posted October 29, 2005 Report Share Posted October 29, 2005 (edited) Edited October 29, 2005 by Blue Duece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 im with Tyler on this one, for sure. freak them crazy lookin sluts. i can find a lady just as wild in the sack that looks much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb67rs1 Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 if i lighten my hair and get a tan will you show me your prince albert? 430638[/snapback] damnit brooke i love you the way you are dont change a thing, i love you for being different, i would show you my prince albert anytime if i had one LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketboy Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 i think brooke could be a barbie girl ,but im not totally sure ,only one way for us to know and thats show us those yams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donoyfz450 Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 well thats me, i have dark hair, wear dark makeup and have pale skin. i dont worship anything scary, though i cant promise i dont bite. most of those chicks are a lot nicer, friendlier and less neurotic than your cute little barbie doll chicks. 429987[/snapback] Will YOU MARRY ME!!!! lol! Although im not into the dark makeup these chicks are still hot! Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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