txblueshee Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly". The doctor sees the doubt in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump. "You son of a bitch" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor. " Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again". He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor. "Oh my god, I am going to kill you" says the father as he is running towards the baffeled doctor. "No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time". He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor. With his last breath the doctor says " I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead." Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.6i Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 hahaahah. thats cold... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 You as cold as Ice TXblueshee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 DAMN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350TwinDeathBed Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 That is fcukin awful! I laughed so hard tho, so it's okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proquad101 Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 man that was twisted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 I've been told this joke 3 times at the shop in a week and received it in an email 2 times in the last 2 days, and I still laugh my guts out everytime I hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 man thats so freaked up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_girl Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 oh hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Super sick, twisted joke there Mike.............Got anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozosborne Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 OHHHH! SH*T! That's sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watkins Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Not as good.. but here ya go: A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy." The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350TwinDeathBed Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Oh my god.... Terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 That was cold as hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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