batoutofshell Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Bet you stand up and say HELL YEAH! after you read this. I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70%of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics. I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. It would be "FIRED" immediately! I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should have to speak English!. My father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the order "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines. I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is. I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude. I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.. It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack his/her little ass when necessary and say "NO". I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And please stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me french fries! I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe I am proud to be from America and no where else. And if you don't like my point of view, tough! GET OVER IT!!! WAKE UP WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A COUNTRY TO WAKE UP TO. If you are not ashamed of America, forward this to everyone in your address book while you can still do it for free. AMEN MY FRIEND!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badass_r6 Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 i have already gotten that in my email from a few people. good read though, oh yeah..... HELL YEAH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackandyellowshee Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Thats what we here in Canada would call the "Typical Big Headed American" I have a feeling I am going to get beat up now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batoutofshell Posted October 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Thats what we here in Canada would call the "Typical Big Headed American" I have a feeling I am going to get beat up now... 424075[/snapback] There is a slight Possibility:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02bluemxshee Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 HELL FRIGGIN YEA oh yea and....... GIT R DUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetshee4312 Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 hell yea thats bigg headed america, and that big headed shit and our stuborness is wha got us our independace and all that good shit, so hell yea to that, onna the coolest things iver ever read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozosborne Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 I'm not American, but I fully agree. HELL YEAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Thats what we here in Canada would call the "Typical Big Headed American" 424075[/snapback] you say that like its a bad thing but thats ok, there are pleanty of democrats here that you'd probably get along with. or what we republicans would call the "typical pinko commies". you can usually find them doing things like protesting in the streets trying to save the children in the rainforests from getting eaten by the military while they rape small animals and blow stuff up. look for them during normal working hours, they'll be the ones whose women are much hairier than most. bring trail mix and pot. youll have a lot of new best friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 you say that like its a bad thing but thats ok, there are pleanty of democrats here that you'd probably get along with. or what we republicans would call the "typical pinko commies". you can usually find them doing things like protesting in the streets trying to save the children in the rainforests from getting eaten by the military while they rape small animals and blow stuff up. look for them during normal working hours, they'll be the ones whose women are much hairier than most. bring trail mix and pot. youll have a lot of new best friends. 424097[/snapback] LOL!!! Dont forget about the "non polluting" electric cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motoman991 Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 HELL YEA!!! black people like jesse jackoff are the most racist people and stuff like the naacp. where is the naawp. when i started college too bad i wasnt a minortiy cuz i could of gotten a free ride, being white makes it harder to get scholarships and when something good happens for a white person jesse jackoff opens his big lipped mouth and calls it racism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycoracer911 Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 LOL!!!Dont forget about the "non polluting" electric cars. 424114[/snapback] hell yeah.... and i want to take my banshee and take the silencers off and go infront of a tree huggers house with my quad running rich to sit blows smoke everyware and i want to just do donuts in front of her house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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