JOKE OF THE DAY

[ozosborne]

This little boy walks in on his mom showering. Shocked she tries to cover up all the vital bits, but does not make it in time. The boy, staring at her pubic region, asks 'what's that mommy?" The mom thinks quickly and says "it's my sponge dear.' The boy seems satisfied with the answer and runs off to play. The mom is impressed with herself for dealing with the problem so efficiently and finishes her shower.

 

Two weeks later the boy comes running into the bathroom again. The mom quickly covered up, this time there was not much to cover up. As she was clean shaven to treat daddy. The boy, again staring in amazement asked 'where's your sponge mommy?' The mom thinks quickly and says 'I lost it.' The boy once again runs off and plays. The mom breathes a sigh of relief but is not too impressed with the answer she gave.

 

A while goes by and the boy runs into the kitchen all excited like, yelling "I found your sponge mommy!' Shocked the mom turns from the kitchen counter and nervously asks 'where?' The boy replies "Mrs Parker next door has it, she's washing daddy's face with it!'

[Dinner]

that's a classic

[dune_girl]

thats good

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

[rockgc9]

That was good

[Kintore]

That was a good one!

[97banshee350]

haha

[taldoc3]

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