The Rebel Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Annual Nymphomaniac Convention... A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name." Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbybonilla Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Annual Nymphomaniac Convention... A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name." Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba". 413832[/snapback] haha, sounds like he mighta joined the mile high club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockgc9 Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Why cant that kinda shit ever happen in real life!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Proquad101 Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Thats a good one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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