AllMotor347 Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 I was just checkin out the forum and saw postals story about a fight so i figured id tell mine, So im going down the highway leaving my girlfriends house about two weeks ago, just cruisin along at my usual 73 mph in the right lane, I look in my rear view mirror and what do I see, this guy in a mini van riding my ass hard, ( theres nothing stopping him from passing me) I roll down my window and motion him to go by, he goes nowhere for about 5 minutes, so i turn off cruise control and drop it down to about 40, I look in my rear view mirror again and what do I see, this guy is flippin my off yellin the whole nine, then he goes to pass me cuts me off then locks up his brakes, I then have to lock up mine and swerve (doing about 70 at the time) Im feeling pissed but in a better mood than normal (cause i just got laid) so i go to pass him and just keep going for a little bit till i think hes gone, I then realise I need gas So I pull into the next rest stop and i get out of my car and what do I hear. This guy is yelling so I look over and its the guy with the minivan. By now im laughing because im thinking this guy cant be serious what did I do. He comes up to me and is just yelling callin me a fuckin punk and i dont know how to drive and all this shit, so I tell him "look buddy you were the one riding my ass and cut me off and almost caused an accident, turn around and get back in your fuckin minivan and pick your kids up from soccer practice" then he says to me "your gonna get it" and im thinkin "who says that" so I tell him "look buddy, imyounger than you, im faster than you, and im stronger than you, get back in your car" then he goes to push me, I slap his hands away punch him right in the gut, then give him the old upper cut to the nose, as he is bent over bleeding I see my opertunity and come done right on his chin and he is out for the count, everyone around is laughing and I get in my car and leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scream'ntwostroke Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Fuckin mowed him hahaha the dick deserves it, i would of done same thing if it was me. If he pulled that shit and almost made me crash and threatened me I would of punched him so hard he would even know what minivan he came there in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllMotor347 Posted September 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 haha I wish I stayed just to see him attempt to get up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stclark816 Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Oh yeah??? Well I beat up a dude in a wheel chair once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Say word, Tyler told me he tried to roll on you LMAO Oh yeah??? Well I beat up a dude in a wheel chair once! 412170[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllMotor347 Posted September 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 yeah those bastards are pretty cocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proquad101 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Oh yeah??? Well I beat up a dude in a wheel chair once! 412170[/snapback] Hey man, just because a punk is in a wheelchair doesnt mean he can just roll up in your territory you got to show him who he is f--k'n with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stclark816 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Hey man, just because a punk is in a wheelchair doesnt mean he can just roll up in your territory you got to show him who he is f--k'n with. 412271[/snapback] You fuckin right.. Fucker ran over my Reebok.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigboybanshee Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 You fuckin right.. Fucker ran over my Reebok.. 412292[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 You fuckin right.. Fucker ran over my Reebok.. 412292[/snapback] LOL Did you bonk him on the head and dump him out of his chair?? I liked the minivan story. People drive like that here. Tailgate you for miles when they can clearly pass, then they pass and hit their brakes. Here in Utah if someone calls in your plate number to the *611 highway help number that you are giving someone the finger on the freeway, the local stars will slap your ass with a road rage charge after they pull you over and rubber glove you. I keep my hands on the bottom of the wheel because of that. I don't swing that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 I keep my hands on the bottom of the wheel because of that. I don't swing that way. 412611[/snapback] haha not much for some dude puttin a rubber finger up your butt huh???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 haha not much for some dude puttin a rubber finger up your butt huh???? 412761[/snapback] Fuck no. I don't even wave at people I know. Last thing I need is 3 highway patrol cars pulling me over all at once because they think I'm gonna shoot someone because of what someone behind me thought they saw. Alot of people here seriously drive like they are from some 3rd world country. Curbs and red lights be damned. Fuck...the off ramp by my house is the worst. It will back up because its busy, so these dumb fucks will STOP in the right hand lane rather than just go to the next exit!!!! I've seen people do it in front of diesels hauling triples like its nothing!! I-15 is the major byway here...there aint much room for fucking around. Most days I take the back back roads home. The roads that go by nothing but farmland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllMotor347 Posted September 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 that really sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motoman991 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 I like the wheelchair shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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