The Rebel Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 (edited) NEVER TICK OFF A FEMALE TEXAN A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the tool shed out behind the barn. She put his pecker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenters saw. The banged up cowboy was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut if off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this shed on fire and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!" Edited August 22, 2005 by The Rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banshee 79 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 NEVER TICK OFF A FEMALE TEXAN A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the tool shed out behind the barn. She put his pecker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenters saw. The banged up cowboy was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut if off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this shed on fire and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!" 407073[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockgc9 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Holy shit that is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 ohh my peepee hurts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2kbanshee9187 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Sounds like something off the movie Saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Now that was some funny shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odaen Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 I like the version where the man comes home early from work and does the same thing to the boyfriend. Just doesn't seem as mean spirited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proquad101 Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 no more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroup Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 that aint right................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Another good one from the rebel! Anyone here run out of a burnin' shed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroup Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Another good one from the rebel! Anyone here run out of a burnin' shed? 408052[/snapback] does running from a stove that is shooting out a 20ft fireball out of it after u throw a small can of paint thinner on it count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 LOL The version I heard was instead of removing the handle, she welds the vise shut after she locks it down on his pee pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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