The Rebel Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Don't worry peeps not trying to get your panties in a wad. A dark skinned brother at work turned me on to this classic. I rolled for an hour behind this one. Enjoy..... Little Johnny and his black buddy played everyday after school, they had gotten pretty tight. Every day little Johnny's dad would come get him to go to the Klan meeting. Well his bud was getting pretty upset that he had to lose his freind an hour before he had to go home every day, so he asked little Johnny if he really had to go to the meetings every day. Well yeah, it's a tradition, he said. Why don't you just go to the meetings with me, Johnny asked. His bud said , "I'd be a fool to do that man, you know blacks don't go to no Klan meetin' ". Johnny said, " Man don't worry, you'll be covered in a white sheet, nobody will ever know, 'cept me." so he had him convinced that that was the thing to do and he went with him the next nite. Well the little fella went to the meeting and he came home about 30 minutes late. His mama asked him where the hell he'd been. Being an honest boy he told her that he went to a Klan meeting with his buddy, little Johhny. "You did what?", his mama shouted. Well, all hell broke loose. She and his dad wore his ass out for the rest of the nite. Put a hell of a whoopin' on him, one he never seen the likes of afore. The next day him and little Johnny are back outside playing and it comes time for the Klan meetin', little Johnny asks his bud if he is gonna go to the meeting with him again. He looks at little Johnny and says, " Hell nah man, I only been to one of them meetin's and so far I already got two niggas I want to kill, I ain't goin' to no mo' . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 The only thing offensive about that joke is it aint FUNNY-Racial jokes got to be funny to be non offensive-that was lame-I know you got some good ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroup Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 i liked it, it was pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Posted August 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 The only thing offensive about that joke is it aint FUNNY-Racial jokes got to be funny to be non offensive-that was lame-I know you got some good ones 403834[/snapback] Come on bigwill, I know your still laughing. Nothing lame about that one. Wasn't meant to be strong brotha, just light humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 That shit was weak!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Come on Son-if I told that to another brother-I would get dissed-a kid wanting to kill his parents aint a punch line-the set-up was going good........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Posted August 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Chill out man, nobody killin' parents, it's just a joke. And it was told to me by a black friend, just thought I'd share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mybadbanshee Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 obscure refrence-Clayton Bigsby, now that shit was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Word, That shit was a riot But this shit aint obscure refrence-Clayton Bigsby, now that shit was funny. 403935[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 That shit was weak!!!!!!!!! 403853[/snapback] So why aren't you out there topping it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tOj Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwill Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 Just because a black dude said it dont make it funny-ever her Mike Tyson tell a joike??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 Why tear into Rebel for posting a joke he heard.I don't see any of the humorless critics posting any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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