CobraFromHell Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'f*ck' and you say something with 'a$s'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, f&ck, Mom, I guess I'll have some f%ckin Cheerios. " WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your a$s it won't be Cheerios The train was quite crowded, so the you.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir,... you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 haha those are pretty good.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crbanshee Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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monkeyarms13 Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 those were pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Scottish Tree Badger Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Yeah, good ones! . Rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilgf Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark Ranger Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Very good. Cracked me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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