Dirpmp2000 Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decon Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 . heres another joke. a guy is about to have with sex with his girlfriend. he says "you've got a big pussy, you've got a big pussy." she asks him "why did you say it twice?" He replies, "I didn't, the second time was an echo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 that joke reminds me of one of my sister's boyfriends she had a few years ago. after the first time she brought him home, my mom kept telling me she swears shes met him before but couldnt put her finger on it til a few weeks later...my mom is an ER nurse, and he had been brought in about a year earlier after he crashed a truck...he was underage, had no liscense and was piss drunk. she was the one who drew his blood for his blood alcohol test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 ha, good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
05bansh Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 that joke reminds me of one of my sister's boyfriends she had a few years ago. after the first time she brought him home, my mom kept telling me she swears shes met him before but couldnt put her finger on it til a few weeks later...my mom is an ER nurse, and he had been brought in about a year earlier after he crashed a truck...he was underage, had no liscense and was piss drunk. she was the one who drew his blood for his blood alcohol test. 385566[/snapback] haha! That would suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Scottish Tree Badger Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father wasa pharmacist." 385549[/snapback] ... Rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tithead Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxMeltIcexX Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 That would suck! Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svtclutch Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STLBILL Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 (edited) I'm still stuck on the details... do condoms really come in a "family pack"? That seems like an oxymoron or bad marketing at best. How did Alanis Morissette miss this in her song, "Ironic"? Edited June 26, 2005 by STLBILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraFromHell Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigblackguy Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 . heres another joke. a guy is about to have with sex with his girlfriend. he says "you've got a big pussy, you've got a big pussy." she asks him "why did you say it twice?" He replies, "I didn't, the second time was an echo." 385551[/snapback] LOL, here's another one, How do you know your at a gay man's bar-b-q?......give up?.......the hot dogs taste like shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 LOL, here's another one, How do you know your at a gay man's bar-b-q?......give up?.......the hot dogs taste like shit! 386109[/snapback] no more hot dogs for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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