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FORD is for gays!


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(I'm not anti-ford but had to put my car acronyms in!)

 

FORD:

Found on Road Dead

Fucked Over Recycled Dodge

Fix Or Repair Daily

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 

AUDI:

Another Useless Deutsche Invention

 

BMW:

Bought My Wife

 

DODGE:

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

 

HYUNDAI:

Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

 

OLDSMOBILE:

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

 

TOYOTA:

Taking Our Yen Out Through Australia

 

VOLVO:

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

VW:

Virtually Worthless

 

 

...and the list goes on and on. Those are just a few I can remember offhand..

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I bet everyone of the guys who have signed that petition love the thought of lesbians going at it. Hell, if I owned the Ford company, I'd support homos too. Can't say you only support lesbians and not gays... they're one group.

 

It's like riding buddies. You want to ride with yamaha owners, but you have to support your honda, etc... owners as well.... they may know hot chics who ride yamahas. :clap:

 

Maybe Dodge, GM, etc... are the ones everyone should boycott. Don't they love lesbians too?? :cry:

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