bansheefreestyler Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 hey guys. any of you have chickens? I am going to be gettin some here soon. What do you guys find lays the most? I was also thinking bout some exotics too. let me know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OR_Banshee Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 WTF... Are you kidding me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 hey guys. any of you have chickens? I am going to be gettin some here soon. What do you guys find lays the most? I was also thinking bout some exotics too. let me know 376061[/snapback] I had one once, but I choked the fucker to death when I was about 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banshee~ Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 There are some chickens in the wal-mart parking lot that we try to catch all the time ....those bastards are fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefreestyler Posted June 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 WTF... Are you kidding me 376069[/snapback] its the general discussion so shut the hell up. I need some information and I figured some people on here might be able to give me that information because some of the member may have chickens or know about them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 ikikazz is a chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjfizzle51 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 you want some chikens go to kuaii in hawaii shit there like preaty much native there instead of seing like a dead dear or skunk or rodent as road kill you see a damn dead chicken crazy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 get a rooster they lay the best eggs ever. my dad told me to go catch a rooster one time when I was a little kid and it kicked me and almost tore my eye out. my grandpa broke its neck and we ate it for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OR_Banshee Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 get a rooster they lay the best eggs ever. my dad told me to go catch a rooster one time when I was a little kid and it kicked me and almost tore my eye out. my grandpa broke its neck and we ate it for dinner. 376091[/snapback] Now that is a kick ass story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest turbodohc20 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 hey guys. any of you have chickens? I am going to be gettin some here soon. What do you guys find lays the most? I was also thinking bout some exotics too. let me know 376061[/snapback] I have chickens but they don't lay many eggs. I just turn them loose and start blastin them with Ak-47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILO Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 the last time i tried to catch a rooster, it ended up chasing me and floggin and pecking the heck out of me. my buddy pissed himself laughing his ass off at me we were about 16 at the time. good Lord, that was almost 15 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxMeltIcexX Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Get some Emus... they lay big muther fuckin eggs.. neighbor has some, whenever they get out i chase them with the golf cart Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris642 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 i used to work at a poultry shop in newark a while back. they stocked hundreds of chickens, bunnys, turkeys, pigeons, the whole bit. Some of those fucker will mess your arms up bad, their claws are damn sharp. best of all when you would grab them sometimes they would piss all on your hand. But i got my revenge when i would slit thier throat and put them in the defeathering machine Some people wouldnt want to buy from us because they thought it was cruel that we would kill the animals. Of course as an employee i couldnt yell at them for being so stupid, but i couldnt help from cracking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 my neighbor has chickens. they give us fresh eggs. good stuff. i was up there with my niece, who is 7, and their rooster walked right up to her and hollared. she jumped about a mile. it chased her around, she tried to hide behind me, but i knocked her over to slow the rooster down so i could get the hell outta there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jag706 Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 WTF... Are you kidding me Aw man shit like this always gets me laughing and that was my first thought its the general discussion so shut the hell up. I need some information and I figured some people on here might be able to give me that information because some of the member may have chickens or know about them He is right so we can't really ridicule him for this.....but man that is still funny though:rotflmao: P.S Man i've been living with chickens all my life and man those fuckers are stupid About best egg layers, they all are. All they know how to do is eat shit and fuck... I mean reproduce -it's natures way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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